Putting ketchup on a taco isn’t a "food hack"—it’s a cry for help. 🚩
People who do this don’t love the sauce; they just hate that everyone else is enjoying something authentic. It’s 10% attention-seeking and 90% pure taco sabotage. Stay sus. 🌮🚫🍅
pineapple guajillo pork belly is my new addiction. On a tortilla or birote
Mexican shipping vessels are in the Strait of Hormuz.
Waiting for them Cinco de Gringos to 'invent' a $22 bowl of frijoles de la olla and call it 'Braised Heirloom Legumes.'
I just got off Facebook probation (restricted views)
I got in trouble for posting an AI video of Scarface (Al Pacino) giving a TED talk about being a successful businessman.
Apparently that promotes illegal behavior 🤷🏻♂️
Being the child of taqueros doesn’t make you an expert.
It makes you a witness.
A witness to sacrifice, to hustle, to flavor, to survival.
Social media feeds on division. Tortillas unite and feed everyone everywhere!
I’m in a committed relationship with tacos. Nixtamalized tortillas have never cheated on me 🌮🌶️🇲🇽🫶🏽
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The radio was once a luxury.
If the yolk isn’t runny and the chilaquiles crisp, it’s just breakfast pretending to be tradition.
After 15 great years, my boy is ready to fly to doggie heaven 😢
There are far more tortillas in this world than liars—so choose wisely what you consume. Not everything that fills you feeds you.
Be like a taco—hold it all together even when you’re full of good stuff.
Before I knew what borders were, I crossed one. Not with maps or papers, but with my mother’s determination and a bus humming toward a future she hadn’t yet seen but believed in anyway.
- Proud son of a TAQUERA
Flipping tortillas with your bare hands is like giving ancestral high fives.
If you’re truly proud of your offering—be it tacos, music, or a message—you shouldn’t need to tear others down to stand out.
I’m convinced the largest concentration of people who can’t eat cilantro live in the Denver area. It explains the food scene here!
🌮💀 Do you call tortillas shells? Be honest… your taco IQ might be in the single digits.
🧠📉 If you’ve ever said “hard shell” at a taquería, we need to talk.
#TacoIQ #TortillaNotShell #TacoShame #MexicanFood101
You’re not wrong
Those look out of this world 😂
The funny truth about tacos on social media is that the less real a taco seems - like when influencers say they (tacos) are out of this world- the more people want to believe tacos are out of this world.
There is no taco that is literally out of this world!
Walk, don’t drive, to the taco truck. Walking 7,000 steps daily lowers the risk of dementia, cardiovascular disease, falls, depression, type 2 diabetes, and premature death, according to a Lancet Public Health study.
TAQUERO AI - a cilantro short story
Is it time to say good bye to #menudo ?
Burrito is going to HR after this fingering allegation
Having a brain tumor removed from my head has made me not be an asshole to those Taco Bell bastards.
If you can drive a forklift, you can unwrap a taco!
This has been going on for a long time……
Chorro
