really hard to be chill in a high cortisol family

let us pretend id want all of you to say that about me if i ever go to the gym

Illustration of a lady knight surrounded by flames

Knight of flames

Illustration of a knight holding a sword Next to the sword, the following text can be read: Is this guy bothering you queen?

washed my hair like 4 hours ago and its still damp …

why do i have to update windows literally every time i use my laptop 😐😐😐

imagine being rich and being able to do whatever you want and you decide to be evil

just sent an email asking if ill be still employed next month 😭😭😭😭 please let only good things happen to me 😭😭😭😭

i have a mouth and i must eat

need someone to do asmr on my face

im hungry should go to shoo for food bc fridge actually is empty ughhhhh

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seeing all the lesbians this week 👩🏻‍💻 happy birthweek lesbians 💐😍

YAYY 😁😁😁 i love morning air and morning sun and morning lack of people in the park

some guy came up to me and asked for money for a blunt man its 9am wth sure

world might be built for morning people but my friends arent nobody ever wants to go on a 8am walk with me 🤕

we should open up a club

# bookmarking for the future

everything is ab ur fav character if ur delusional enough

happy first birthday 💐😁 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

why did i wake up at 6 am

This digital painting is set on a rocky ocean shore. The sky is dark and stormy. The environment is very cool and blue. A girl with black and white hair, wearing a spotted dark-purple cloak, is summoning sparkling, ghostly whales and sea creatures from the ocean. She stands on a rock, lit by the yellow sparkling creatures above.

Freeing the Spirits of the Sea

From A Past Life by homegrownlesbian Summary: Dan and Phil broke up in 2017. Today, Phil is a (slutty) gay media personality with a string of unsuccessful relationships and Dan is a (closeted) standup comedian with virtually no friends. The two of them have history — a lot of it. Stalkers, birthdays, suicide attempts and radio shows. Laughter, tears, codepency, growth. Much time has passed since they decided to put an end to all that. When Dan’s manager persuades him to go on Phil’s podcast in order to promote his new tour, the both of them reconnect, just as Dan is contemplating a public coming out. Meanwhile, having once again broken up with someone who wasn’t quite the one, Phil is starting to believe he might just not be made for relationships. Does eight years really mean anything, in the face of chemistry?

hi so im posting male phan on main?! my beta reader said they loved it so maybe give it a shot archiveofourown.org/works/83487241

omg ive been wondering where did you go i havent seen your bleets in a while!! that explains it

i love you hans capon and brienne of tarth and erik of moravia youd all hate eachother so bad

oh its 4 20 day happy weed to everyone whos high

saw ai generated hans and henry making out on tumblr and i got so scared brain is genuinely not made to perceive ai bullshiy

in a mood to cry over gay knights

watching PHM made me want to go on a space mission and chill in space # goals