Bayeux Tapestry spoof. Archer standing in front of a mess. Lettering: “I WAGER• THAT ThE hEBREWS ARE AT FAVLT FOR ThIS”

Tucker Carlson has this tattooed on his chest

Ok, I’m going to do this again. What were Carlson and his brother actually saying on this podcast? What are they *actually* sad about? /1

Cathy should law professors get sanctioned for writing stupid shit, y/n

It's bad. The 1st arg is wrong b/c as the Court itself just ruled, the rule itself would be subordinate to the 1st Amendment.

And the 2nd is wtf. Talking about how SCOTUS is violating long-established principles of jurisprudence is not "interfering with the administration of justice." Good grief...

But there are no binding rules of conduct on Justices. That’s part of the problem.

Say, law students, to whom does a lawyer owe a duty of confidentiality?

Imagine even gently suggesting that the global West’s culture hasn’t produced regressive & harmful outcomes

Has Target made any kind of public statement about false arrests based on incorrect facial recognition software? Such as “we’re sorry and we won’t do that anymore” or similar?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Sad missed opportunity to call it Mein Schiffy Von Schiffgesicht

Probably so, which is a shame bc it’s hard to imagine a case with a more compelling public interest in learning the facts

Cool, I want to see the discovery

If we were a proper country all those loads would be on trains

I say this as a person who has spent much time road-tripping around the midwest-ish—AR, KS, MO, IA, MN, CO. Semis aren’t a menace if they don’t speed & they stay in one lane.

I deeply wish we had collectively decided that the interstate highway system would include separate dedicated lanes for cargo haulers

And I mean … you can work at the airport if you want to

Screenshot of text messages: I feel like a scientist again I say holding a garbage bag with a dead bird

The entertainment factor is worth the tuition (conservation biology major)

some people need to open their hearts 🦆

Got my first chigger bites last week, I hate it

"Tick check" phase of spring has begun.

#ThanksIHateIt

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This was not a true threat & this girl needs better friends

You won’t regret not doing it

Do we collectively not recall the stories about prescription drug abuse in the west wing 2017-20

Oh hell yeah

had to reach for this tweet the literal instant I saw the article about Kash Patel in the Atlantic (cf: archive.ph/uGMLb)

Don’t drink 15 shots of tequila

The Pitt Season 3 is just gonna be 8 hours of Dr. Robby going through HR training

Folks, the Pitt is about many things. One of them is systemic sexism.

Sirens!

The last time I decided to visit the kid in Iowa City, there was a blizzard. Welp #WTFiowa