Don't put Stephen A on my tv again please

Kashyap Pramod Patel didn't have shit to say when the Iranians hacked his email account.

Say it with me...

Watching the newer TMNT movie (2023) makes me realize the Turtles in the TMNT movies produced by Michael Bay didn’t look or act like teenagers AT ALL. 😂

Those were full grown Turtle Men. 🤣🤣🤣 I mean Reacher was one of them. Lmao

I just searched for "TOP 5 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CURRENTLY". I didn't get the result I was looking for, but I realized something funnier.

1. Putin
2. Netanyahu
3. Puffy
4. Elon Musk / Andrew Tate
5. Kanye West

Yes. Most men my age have children and I think it’s important that they understand what it takes to be a parent. I wouldn’t have a problem being a step mother if he was a good father to his children, had a good relationship with their mother, and I could trust him with mine

Idiocracy?….you know now that it’s fact and a documentary and not fiction like it was when it was made…

Bet he was 1 of those guys who INSIST on not pulling down the safety bar either. The one the gov added for your protection

They were ready to ruin her life and have THE UNMITIGATED GALL to be offended that she only “ruined” their five minutes. FOH

Bought & paid for.

a person is pointing at a coffee machine with the words `` that 's over , it 's cancelled '' . ALT: a person is pointing at a coffee machine with the words `` that 's over , it 's cancelled '' .

Got dressed to go to the gym and it starts POURING DOWN raining as I get a flood advisory.

Got in my car, went up the street, and I see it's already starting to pool on the streets.

Girl, these legs will have to wait till Monday.

“I gotta look at you…..nigga”

Baby I will harvest and shuck the corn MYSELF 😭

I've always wanted 4 kids, but the older I get, the more I understand how impossible that is

Truly the most annoying thing on the Internet. And that's from a Gen Z'er. It's not, it's literally ebonics and they don't never know how to use it.

I made a phone call to one of my sands for clarification on a recent divorce in our frat.

I asked why we didn't know, why we didn't try to help.

He said "a man doesn't talk about what happens in his home."

I reject that sentiment, but that's how most Black men I know move.

TIMELINE CLEANSE

I honestly didn't know people had issues with her but regardless this is still very disappointing to find out.

I think they have kids together. She referenced her body changed after having children and implied they were his biological kids

We should all know less about each other.

The tax benefits in the state they live in by filing jointly on their taxes

This is not a lavender marriage. This is a pray the gay away marriage.

Moses James.... ma'am seek help!

You went somewhere I wasn’t going

a girl with a bow on her head stands next to a bed Alt: a girl with a bow on her head stands next to a bed

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT🎶🎶🎶

YESSSSSSSS. This is another amazing piece of history discovered.

*Holds reality stone*

I wasn't late. 😅

There’s too much going on in the world for niggas to be putting “Not political” in their bios.

You know what? I'm watching Hey Arnold and I bet his house smelled CRAZY because every time someone opened the door a small zoo ran out