The average home price is now about twice what it was in 2009.

Two black plastic chairs that each have 5 cut out slots wheee your butt would be

I think more chairs should have fart vents, personally.

I love my Gordy

mr beast is not new to scandals but i think the craziest one is him intentionally slowing in video ad timers to decieve people into watching them without skipping to the end of the ad

🍤 Shrimpin'

obsessed with the way samus is shmovin on the banjo announcement for Smash Remix

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Steam) is $34.99 on Planetplay w/ code WARIO30 buff.ly/8nm3QlD #ad

Deck playable

also on Game Pass Ultimate

Why he so 🥹

What strange creatures

Heater, laying in bed, patiently waiting for breakfast.

I used to have nightmares about getting a pet and forgetting to feed it.

I have not had a single one of those dreams since getting Heater because there is not a chance in Hell she will let me forget breakfast.

Creature makes demands and you must comply.

Devious side eye

The devious side eye on this kitty boy.

a brown and white bulldog puppy sits on a counter. the computer monitor, pamphlets and model of an animal skull in the background tell us he's in a vet's office. the puppy is hunched over and begrudgingly looking over at you with an expression of disdain.

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 13/10 (IG: tunathekahuna)

IGNITE THE DRIVE IN YOUR SOUL

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Magik #marvelrivals

Depression, impostor syndrome, financial troubles, and the political climate coming to get my ass at 12:30am