I was long $TV for too long so… I’m in

I’ll take the snake oil please - that is to say shut up and take my money I want all 3

I assume so, since it’s being branded as “by Instagram” which allows many anon & parody accounts.

Holy mother

I mean It’s been like 2 days

Serious question: why *wouldn’t* a Meta clone of Twitter be instantly identical and suck up the network effects within 6-12 months if not sooner? We were willing to move here… the hate seems only surface level

And first to pretend something that’s been done for decades is a new asset class

Pretty disappointed that America was actually willing to cancel the men’s hot dog eating contest for something as lame as lightning. We don’t cancel sports for pandemics, we only cancel people in My America! #HotDogsAreSport

Happy 4th! Here’s the 4 most recent pictures from my camera reel that are uniquely American to me. Let’s see yours…

Sadly I can’t think of anything more America than a SPAC

He protest too much… I imagine 36 and purposeless, but not old enough of a 36 y/o to realize purpose is horseshit

A proud $SCI property

I love how she just hasn’t said anything about these objectively horrible ideas that somehow will get pinned to her later

Remember Linda Yaccarino?

The common thread amongst FinTwit refugees so far seems to be “…yet here we are!”

Glad there’s someone out there

Occam’s Razor strikes again

#Hurt

I’d root hard for a crackberry resurrection just to play brick breaker

It’s as Ari Gold said, “but an exact fucking replica?!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVXs8pVJQr8

Curious why Jack Dorsey would be backing this thing yet rolling over his net worth into Shitter as if Bluesky “winning” would be enough to recoup his losses (which are apparently already over 50% if Fidelity counts for anything?) Feels very against Elon’s non-compete spirit!

A lot of talk from traveleisure and OTAs after first quarter results about domestic travel reaching 2019 levels again, but international travel still lagging. But how far behind? In Q2 we saw our indicators tick up, so just as they were saying this international was working. Q2 results feel +’ive

I know a guy who could use this right now

Quick snapshot of the NON-exhaustive DLC book: $ANET $CCCS $VRRM $TXRH $CMG $CLH $TKR $WWE $NVO $LLY $TBBK $IBKR $BKNG $DAR $FN $CDNS $META

By 2033 I expect to be blocked by the CEO of this app as well. Until then let’s get it going. Maybe more single name thoughts and less trolling with a smaller / more contained crowd. I’ll treat this as my OnlyFans.