My boubawave kikipunk setting is populated by amoebae and sea urchins.

#veilofmaya
First listen: "Haha, this chorus is so dumb and poppy, this is garbage!"

Second listen: "I WON'T EVER LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Every time I look in the mirror I see someone different.

The other day?
A monster.

Yesterday?
Nobody.

Today?
An old Chinese man with his service revolver forcing me to beat him in mahjong or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for time eternal.

An Infinite Regression.

Listening to all the birds this morning but all I hear is djent.

AI did NOT just call E-standard the "Nickelback tuning."💀

What do you MEAN I have to discard the 7 sou or I'll end up in furiten?

Gonna start learning Mahjong.

Starting to think eating expired food is not a good idea.

Anyone that believes in a kind and benevolent god has not been informed of toast sandwiches.

Anything less and you're clearly a poser that conformed to the pop-orientated radio format after hitting your first writer's block since the primary songwriter left the band due to "creative differences."

I'm not a gatekeeping elitist or anything like that, but every guitar needs to be baribaribaritone (5ft long neck) with 88 strings like a piano. It must also be headless and multiscale.

I AM GOING TO BECOME IMMORTAL!

Progressive metalcore tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks.

How do I make my unfinished demos sound less like Periphery? All I have is just braownaow bradu-du-daow weedeedo-weenodee-do-deener.

The irreversible makeshift studio-bedroom djent guitarist pipeline infected me the moment I picked up a headless instrument.

I'm convinced that vocalists like Daniel Thompkins and Einar Solberg sound that good because they secretly record their sections with a microphone in the shower.

Also, now that I own a Dingwall (sacrificed my loved ones as an offering to Nolly via Darkglass Behelit), I am automatically spiritually contracted after signing the pact with Sheldon Dingwall himself to inform you of the low B string's clarity.

It's kind of ironic that the unique bass tone of a Dingwall comes from the treble.

Trying to find a balance for coffee intake. There's a certain optimal amount where I become sort of focused, but then I drink a bit too much and spend the remainder of the day ready to cocoon on the nearest flat surface. Being able to brew five cups at a time are my wax wings.

Anti-Nestle Propaganda, clearly.

This social media platform is dangerous to me.

Every time I read the name, Blue Sky Thinking by Monuments starts blaring in my head, and if I keep trying to sing along with it, my vocal cords will look like a raisin by next week.

Been trying to be more productive on the weekends, so here is my new schedule:
- Blast Nil by Mouth (Haken)
- Blast Nil by Mouth (Live Keyboard Cam Diego Tejeida)
- Blast Nil by Mouth
- Blast Nil by Mouth (Multi-instrumentalist cover)
- Blast Nil by Mouth
- Blast The Architect
- Blast Nil by Mouth

I lost the shower argument.

So many options... How I'd like to feel young again.

Half Life 2 would be an obvious choice, but to prevent overlap, I gotta give it to these, as much as I'd want to put some others in.

Your turns.
@grytterthedane.bsky.social
@positvt.bsky.social
@naisirinao.bsky.social
@mardrak.bsky.social

I'll never understand how some people remember the names of chords. Don't tell me to play "Bbsususamogusadd27divideby13tothepowerofligmadiminished(#12)+11/Abmaj7," just tell me if I need the guitar to go "DJENT," "pj0ng," or "SKILILI."

Drooling at the moldy mugwort mochi.

Pro tip! Don't eat year-expired anpan.

Earlier, a colleague asked if the only things that's in my wardrobe are just Haken shirts. I couldn't even come up with a response, I have been completely exposed.

If you ever feel like you won't make it as a writer, know that I went to a bookstore, picked up a random book on the sampler table, and the back was straight up something like "Long ago, the Galactic Empire once ruled...now only overqualified janitor Neo McStarwalker can-" aaaand skip! You got this.