Roll on #Shedcember

Thanks. You just ruined my tiramisu.

It’s weird watching it from the UK, Labour did the same, romped to victory then became one of the most unpopular govts in living memory.

And that unpopularity is in part because they ostracised anyone who might actually fight for them.

Fuck yeah! Nailed 'em

They would have missed it but luckily the cameras were fitted with motion sensors

A bottle of wine with a label with the text 'THIS USED TO BE WATER' and features a Christ-like figure holding a bottle of wine.

Enjoying my Easter wine

Mash up bands

Mr Big Audio Ms Dynamite

If they pool resources they might Strike It Lucky

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)

Shouldn't he get back to raising tariffs and invading countries?

Always finishes from outside the box

After all these years, I still don't understand on the tour task - why do they pay catering prices for the meals, but then have to make the food themselves? #TheApprentice

Didn't realise Heston had a restaurant out there

The BBC should have a red button feature which is a picture-in-picture of Karen reacting to everything. She just can't hide her disdain sometimes #TheApprentice

Ah, nothing like the folk who get caught by surprise when they need to pay for what they've bought

There's 2 levels:
The ones who scan their shopping, pay, and then load it in the trolley to pack at the shelf (a simple ban)

The ones who scan everything, pay, and then slowly pack it into their bags at the self checkout (should be cattle prodded and fed to wolves)

Pack as you go people!

No

FFS - people with phones at gigs 👀

Warming up for Norman 🙂

The swords of a thousand men?

🎼 Lessons in pops

This is who runs this account

A pic of a Yorkshire pudding on its side

Everything reminds me of her

That's almost the perfect description - but it's 'everything' not just 'something'

Aren't they all? She is contrary and skitty and obsessive but so full of love but so full of love 😁😍

Probably the being in a box?

Timeline cleanse or whatever you want you call it...but look at this fucking beauty. Mad as a multi pack of frog boxes, but a stunner.

Bit unfair on wankers - at least they produce some output!

It's very clever of the filmmakers who made 'Civil War' to get the prequel to play out in real time on the news.

Every day I get an email at work with a spreadsheet attached called 'General Leavers' and every day I think. "Wicked! Wicked!"