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A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN."

Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

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Check out the ‘89 Nirvana show in Chicago. 🤘

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Mel Brooks and Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie

Mel Brooks and Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie

I thought it was me as a doctor.

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posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

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You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

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Considering that our government has always been corrupt and evil, that we failed to hold this traitorous president accountable after his first term, and then willingly chose to return him to office, maybe we deserve it.

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“Sometimes celery and bananas aren’t enough, you know?”

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Evergreen

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How I arrived on Bluesky.

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I grew up there. It’s like the rest of rural Texas- hardly anyone votes unless their preacher tells them to.

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Robert Duvall as THX 1138 sitting in an all white void

Robert Duvall as THX 1138 sitting in an all white void

RIP

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art by meechdoodle

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Petition that after you cross a certain threshold of wealth we should be allowed to hunt you for sport.

You can either use your resources to keep yourself safe.
Or divest yourself of money until you're under the bar.

You will never feel more alive.
And neither will we.

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A comic showings cartoon man degrade into a bubble with eyes and a mouth saying that comic work no matter how well drawn they are.

A comic showings cartoon man degrade into a bubble with eyes and a mouth saying that comic work no matter how well drawn they are.

Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!

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Donald Trump is:

- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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The past decade of my career if someone high up at a company has no clue the amount of work I do for them, confuses my work for someone else’s, says it’s not popular enough, or/and my follower account isn’t big enough, it makes it easier for me to walk and go to a space where I can be happier.

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Illustration of Jelly Roll Morton by Gene Deitch.

Illustration of Jelly Roll Morton by Gene Deitch.

Illustration of a musician at a bus stop and he's put his coat over his stand-up bass to keep it dry from the rain.

Illustration of a musician at a bus stop and he's put his coat over his stand-up bass to keep it dry from the rain.

Illustration of a guy at the beach enjoying his jazz records playing on a portable record player and he's totally ignoring the beautiful girls behind him.

Illustration of a guy at the beach enjoying his jazz records playing on a portable record player and he's totally ignoring the beautiful girls behind him.

Illustration of a trombone player for the cover of The Record Changer magazine.

Illustration of a trombone player for the cover of The Record Changer magazine.

The Record Changer magazine covers by animation director (and jazz aficionado) Gene Deitch. (1950, 1947, and 2 from 1949).

#wardsmorguefile

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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

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The Atomic Yellow rocks the Sunset : Amarillo Tribune In 2024, two couples opened a venue in the space under the Arts in the Sunset complex. Today, the Atomic Yellow hosts musicians of multiple genres, offering an affordable experience for rockers of all...

🤘 @amarillotribune.bsky.social

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Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom Talk about a trashed panda.

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

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4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

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Morning.

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Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon 

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

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Was rereading the SPECTACULAR @danielwarrenart.bsky.social Transformer book, so I just had to! Hope I did him justice! :)

#comics #comicart #drawing #cartoonist #traditionalart #transformers #optimusprime #autobots #G1 #80s #retro #robots #robotsindisguise #youknowthesong #Skybound #fyp #portfolio

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you might think you suck -- just don't tell anyone

you might think you suck -- just don't tell anyone

PRO-TIP:

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