This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Darn near killed 'em.
birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
Hot take: AI’s biggest danger to jobs is actually not because it will be able to replace people, but because companies need to find budget from somewhere to throw in the giant money pit that is “pivoting to AI” and salaries are it
The Meuse-Argonne Offensive, the largest and deadliest battle for U.S. troops in WWI, resulted in approximately 26,277 American deaths. In comparison, the flu killed roughly 30,000 American soldiers in stateside training camps before they even reached Europe
We go way back
GINGER SNAPS is making its 4K Ultra HD debut in the Vestron Video Collector's Series on May 19.
Includes the Lionsgate Limited Extra “The Pact: Ginger Snaps Forever” (revisiting the film’s lasting impact and devoted fan base) as well as legacy special features.
You know, the two genders:
“Obsessed with the Roman Empire” and “obsessed with the Industrial Revolution”
someone who sexually fetishizes canadians is called a chehser
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Divorced church?
I used to live down the (unpaved, county) road from a church that still had a door for the men to enter and a door for the women to enter. I can’t tell if it’s more progressive to just not have women in the building at all or not.
It’s not a French Press unless you say “hon hon hon, baguette” as you push the plunger down
Everyone does everything with what they’re given to work with.
Indeed, it did.
🐁☁️🎈💕
I just watched Streets of Fire for the first time and I regret to inform you it’s now my entire personality.
Maybe people thought this because of the fellating of the auteur dudes who mostly sucked?
Me, watching any movie from 1984 and actually seeing color and interesting choices
“I miss cocaine.”
for an idea of how big a deal this is, my mom was in great shape when she got diagnosed and she lasted less than sixty days. six years is insane.
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
MLK had a 63% *unfavorable* rating with Americans in a 1966 Gallup poll.
Nelson Mandela was legally considered a terrorist by the U.S. government until 2008 (!!).
People saying this shit almost certainly would have hated both and found a way to delegitimize their causes at the time!
Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance
(Some of those absolutely went into the box for bad, boat preserving reasons, but I’ve done a lot of growing and therapy since I last went through the box)
I found a box of old papers today and a stack of mementos from my marriage went straight into the recycling. Love letters from exes where it just didn’t work out to back in the box because they’re good memories.
Not every relationship that ends “failed,” but hoo boy do some bridges need to burn.
Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
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my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does
