(30yo guy drinking orange juice) mm this is yummy. tastes kinda like mountain dew

you get your friend jeffrey toobin a job and suddenly everything he does is on you? no. that's not fair

over my head by the fray is playing on the top 40 station i KNOW that shit is not charting rn

yup

hibiscus is what i say when i see the biscus

i what that

pontormo sketch. nude man reclining

i love logging onto bluesky. i look at the posts, nod my head, and go, "yup."

bluesky moving like jim carrey

now i’ve heard of watermelon but a water-flavored melon??

i’ve been rate limited (can no longer judge the physical appearances of others)

just looked up the supreme court. what the hell???

grilling and chilling. family and friends. uhh… yeah, i’m thinking it’s summer 😎 🌞

twitter dot com has passed away. he was 40 years old 🙏

my cloaca horts

covfefe