"SIR- I'm gonna cook you such a meal. And I'm gonna....fellate you."
- @weirdlittleguy.bsky.social

They made a go live feature finally. It's over for you hoes, In the BEST wayy

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

Went from Rubber Duck to Cheshire Cat! My white rabbit is Stevie Phoenix on every social except here apparently.

Oh btw here's Rebel's video transformation or whatever
#dateeverything @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Deleted tiktok from my phone. YouTube isn't much better but I have been watching short-form content there more than tiktok and fb by choice so maybe a revamp of the ole YouTube is in orderrrrr

Shots from today's IsshoCon as Rebel from @dateeverything.bsky.social - Pic credit Quam A. Halliburton

Rebel is here!! @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social

A microfiber cloth with a silhouette of a rubber duck with a heart in its tummy sits on top of a sewing kit

Just finished my Rebel from @dateeverything.bsky.social patch for my shirt and I'm...so excited. It's a microfiber bath rag that I airbrushed!!

Heres my very handsome son's being very handsome after 2 months of silence

He's found!! Tysm. Me too!!

My hair better be this cunty tmrw or I will have scrumpt. Anyways pretty boy vibes over here

Resting like you didn't just give me one of the worst days of my life while I pack up your things... just cat tings

Anyways if you live in Wyandotte Michigan (lol) near 17th and Pennsylvania, I'd love the help finding my cat since my mom never started the search last night when he got out and we're like 10hrs behind a scared cat

My child's cat got out id be calling them immediately and walking with the cat like "hey I'm tracking it, sorry its late but I need you to get here" not just close the door on the cat and tell my kid casually at 10am the next day. My mom fucking sucks, actually. Fuck her.

Imagine saying to yourself, grounding yourself for months, that "soon we'll have a house for me and my two kitties" so you can, ya know, stay alive- and your one cat gets out and your mom literally does nothing about it til you do the next morning...

Remember when I got my new debit card and it wasn't working? Yeah, that's bc they issued it for the wrong account !!

Imagine being there to see a person get treated like *garbage* by garbage human, consoling the hurt one through it, and then going back to that garage person after you end the friendship with the hurt one.... Your morals are flimsy as paper

Can't **** smhhh

I'm coughing up green phlegm and fr sat here in bed like "well I should clean up and vacuum if I'm gonna be in here quarantined" ....like wow maybe ?? Don't do that????

Realizing why I can relax when I'm sick just blew my own mind. My mom would let me stay home from school when I was sick...on the condition that if I could be upright at any time- I had to be cleaning too, so that staying home meant something happened even if it wasn't school..

Going from: well lmk if I can get you anything (while sometimes fully ignoring my calls for help or getting frustrated I need help)

To: yes please let us know if you need anything and btw here's a tray of all your gaming stuff, a snack you didn't ask for, and Gatorade

....is bonkers. Whiplash.

Measuring my fitness journey by thickness of ass growth and how mutch stronger I'm getting.

Tonight I shoulder pressed 20lbs on each arm. 40lbs?? Hello?? A month ago me could neverrrrr.

Me: I cannot travel with the baby I'm sitting with no car seat. Will you please go to the store for me and I'll reimburse you?
Weatherman Nick: send me the addy and the list

When I say I hate men, Weatherman Nick is never, ever, *EVER* in that category. I love him

You ever try to explain that you've been struggling and then immediately feel like you never should've explained? Bc I doooo kinda feel like that.

Beep boop

Did my big update postscand I'm sobbing while sweaty bc like wow that fr took months of building up to be able to do i hate brains wtf

Hell yeah

I need your fastest turn around remedies, distractions, and funny things to watch when you're feeling very... alone, anxious, and like you're doing nothing but need a grounding laugh?