Cutting the shite out of my knuckles as I shave ginger root and put in Everclear. Is this a thing?

Just pretend he is Italian. Then it’s ok if he’s greasy

Well, shame on you, tbh.

I’d why you are thanking me I’m just a fr. Mario

Wrestling is real. People are fake.

Never work yourself into a shoot, brother.

Teeny tina for the baby

Positive

Catholics don’t live on Bluesky

Oh, you are “team Pope now?” Have you repented and submitted to the Pope? Hmm? Gone to confession? Have you observed the constitutions and decrees which the legitimate authority of the Church issues in order to propose doctrine and to proscribe erroneous opinions, particularly those which the Roman

Can’t wait to poast strong

*nodding, taking notes*

I bought more vestments so I’m paying less taxes? Is there a certain amount of vestments I can buy to make it so I don’t have to pay taxes. Sorry I don’t know how money works

Whomst can say

I withstood years of idiots on discord to get here

Being weak on crime, I forgive them.

Podcasting is a mortal sin that I will spend the rest of my life repenting for… and yet, Jesus, WEAK ON CRIME, has delivered me. Thanks be to God.

™️

Everyone needs to calm down. He’s just *An* antichrist.

This timeline is wild

So sorry I thought you were doing a parody I just saw the actual poast

Silence, Bobbert Rarron

a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 walks on a stage

Shattering my bedside lamp as soon as my alarm goes off

Wow, shaming me for poasting is one thing, but not believing I don’t already have this wedding homily down is what really hurts.

Honestly a weird polish nun influencing the universal calendar because of a polish Pope’s personal spirituality feels right to me. Indeed this is how the Holy Spirit would do things.

For the record, Divine Mercy Sunday is good, but like every good thing God gives us, we have a tendency to mess it up.

My dudes, Divine Mercy Sunday isn’t supposed to make you MORE scrupulous

Too high a cost

A dangerous game: one pack of Easter cigarettes before going back to no nicotine.