Have you check your teapot? According to my little’s book, Mole’s Spectacles, that’s where theirs was lost.

I signed off work early today, due to being covered in little’s vomit. #mumSec

If architecturally designed for your needs, with layers of controls, documented and aligned workflows, with communication across teams and no silos… #secops would be much happier 🤣

How so many issues could be solved by lessons learnt, and RCA.. the current landscape is, orgs need to be proactive and accountable, not fighting fires and blaming other teams.

I’ve recorded two podcasts recently, as a guest, where we talk on vulns and organisational gaps, and improvements… all I think of for any chat like this is the discussion I had with @seanwrightsec.com a while back - where we both were just.. “why not learn from history”

I’m curious if that makes me… obsessive or needing control too much 😅 but I just don’t want anyone to feel unwanted..

For some, even on death anniversaries of their family members, I will ping people to ask them to check in (without giving context). For others, I might not do anything, besides think of them.

Typically, I opt to not - they’ve distanced for a reason, which is 100% their right, but I often find myself hoping someone makes sure to say something.

Friends that are no more (death, growing a part, differences, &c), my calendar pops up with their birthday reminder and… I’m not sure if I message (the still living ones) or not..

All non-US made Wi-Fi routers have suddenly been banned by the FCC. No joke. What exactly does US made mean in this context? Chips? Boards? Assembly? Software?

How long before the US goes after Wi-Fi client devices? Will they ban phones and laptops?

The demand is deep disclosure of ownership…

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Just ordered bright red stockings, as you do, and I recall early in my career where I got feedback that my bright coloured stockers were “not professional”

Good thing I never listened. #keepTheJoy #mumSec

To be fair, I also don’t like pineapple on pizza….

I think I might offend their auntie if I do 🤣 @lisaforte.bsky.social is that allowed? 🤣🤣🤣

Toddler refused to eat spaghetti, because it wasn’t macaroni.

Big sibling said it was like macaroni, just longer.

Toddler decided that was acceptable, and ate it. #toddlerMath

Do we also have bran muffins? Those are my favourite.

🫣 my big achievement is brushing my hair today… 🤣

I’ve given in, and become a coffee drinker. @lisaforte.bsky.social is probably so proud!

On my way to #CiscoLiveEMEA. Looking forward to seeing everyone, and talking all things #security! #CiscoChampion

Cisco Live registration email “Dear Zoë , thank you for registering for Cisco Live 2026 Amsterdam.”

Guess who just got a ticket to #CiscoLiveEMEA! Looking forward to seeing my nerd community, talking all things #Security, and learning all the things! #CiscoChampion

Have I Been Pwned: WhiteDate Data Breach In December 2025, the dating website "for a Europid vision" WhiteDate suffered a data breach that exposed 6k unique email addresses. The breach exposed extensive further personal information including...

New sensitive breach: Europid dating service WhiteDate had 6k unique emails breached last month, among extensive other personal data including physical attributes and IQ level. 59% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/White...

Love this one Ian!

One day, you’re braving the cold Canadian winters in a little black dress…

The next, you’ve acclimatised to European weather, and walking around the house in two sets of trousers, and it’s not even December yet… 🧊

I always enjoy talking #security and #incidentResponse, but when the audience is this engaged in the conversation, it makes it brilliant. #MSPG25

Had a fabulous time speaking and attending #MSPG25 ! Thanks to the organisers, attendees, vendors, and other speakers.

💾 Survive Your Worst Day: #Incident Responses That Worked
Time: 14:10 - 14:40
Stage: Elevator Stage - Alexandria 4/5
Speaker(s): Paul Meyers, Alwin Joby, Zoë Rose
Moderator: Moderator: Patrick Burgess
#IR #DR #BCP

💻 Innovating Securely
Time: 10:50 - 11:20
Stage: Expert Stage - Harvard (First Floor)
Speaker(s): Zoë Rose
#secureByDesign #BCP

On my way to MSP Global to chat all things #security! #MSPG25 If you’re around say hi, and if interested, my talks are below.

Microsoft Sentinel Delegate Roundtable Discussion In this roundtable discussion, the Field Day delegates discussion the current state of the Microsoft Sentinel. Currently, there is work to do with bringing together multiple portals like Defender,…

Roundtable Video: Microsoft Sentinel Delegate Roundtable Discussion

Watch now: youtu.be/fS4o95jUHR8?...

@TechFieldDay.com @NetworkingNerd.net @Microsoft.com #TFDx #TFDxMSSec25 #Cybersecurity #MicrosoftSentinel

Tech Field Day Exclusive with Microsoft Security - Tech Field Day

Enjoying the discussion with @microsoft.com #security live now at techfieldday.com/event/mssec25/ #TFDx #TFDxMSSec25

Brilliant, can’t wait to see what I’ll be next!