Morning hike. 🥾

Got my stitches out today and thought I could lift tomorrow but the doc said a few more day to a week longer 😭😭😭🪡🪡🪡

Stop hogging 6 machines during peak times for your supersets. Wash your workout clothes. Stop dropping weights. Put your equipment back.

It’s been one week since I’ve been to the gym and I’m dying. Need these stitches out. 🪡

Looks like you need a head to squeeze 🙋‍♂️

Buenos dias

Well that wasn’t fun.
Wear sunscreen, kids!

She makes it hard to leave. 😭😭😭

Love my gay Chicago mug

To be fair I did enjoy the lip sync. It just never should’ve happened.

This episode was awful. The mini challenge. The maxi challenge. The fucking judging. And that elimination. Zero stars. Do not recommend. #dragrace

Whomst?

Too much OJ in my mimosa.

Chillin in the Centurion Lounge watching my dog on the day care cam.

How YOU doin’?

Where’s Waldo, I mean Jeremy?

Where are all the #FCF the 13th posts?

Tickets sold out to Frida Kahlo house so we took photos in front of it instead.

Just had three is the best tacos I’ve had in my life in Mexico City. I feel like I’ve never actually had tacos before. 🌮

On our way to Mexico City 🌮

I’ve known you in both eras and you are amazing and hot in both. TBH hotter now. Get it.

When I come down the stairs.

I’ve done this. I can’t be bothered.

I still have this angel. My whole heart.

I didn’t go. I took a fun trip to Colombia instead. Still considering it, but less so. We shall see.

I hate that I cannot edit my typo.

Lady Gag was amazing last night!

Oh, he flexible, flexible