This made me cackle....but it's still a no lol

I've paused for the minute as I just have a bit too much on until I move plus I'm switching Uni's but it's in the health sector.

I hope to be doing a lot of cumming in Melbourne this year 😬

Thank you 😊 you're welcome for the view inside of my chaotic little AuDHD brain. I can't be bothered with curating a persona when I'm not allowed to really say much Online anymore

The definition of madness in my NGL inbox, asking the same stupid question in different ways hoping for a public answer.

Nope. I'm not a content creator. Only personal use footage is ever created and not distributed.

Have done. The Greene household does indulge in a fair amount of kink/fetish.

Provided the oral hygiene is on point that ABSOLUTELY. I can't do the horizontal tango without kissing personally. Bring back the heavy petting epic make out sessions please and thank you.

Mostly he gets called "Rupee" or Rupert exaggerated like "ruuu pair t" in a little French accent when he's acting like a regal spoilt brat 😬

Yeah I've had someone surprise me with it without consent. I won't yuck another's yum but it's not for me.

🤷🏼‍♀️ but thank you x

✨BRISBANE✨
Remaining availability before I head off on tour to Perth & Karratha.

22/4 1pm-10pm
23/4 10am-1pm
24/4 3-11pm
25/4 10am-11pm
26/4 10am-11pm
27/4 10am-5.30pm
28/4 fully booked

Next availablity is 19th May
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It has of late and makes for a less than desirable first impression.

Congrats! And yes please

Reaching out before your schedule is set is pointless. What’s available now likely won’t be by the time you’re organised. Not trying to be rude, but it just adds to my admin pile.

An organised man with intention though… now that? That's what gets my engine well lubricated.

Yup, very strong iced latte, water in the biggest one and electrolytes that taste like cordial in the other.

Just your typical ADHD girly, always triple fisting the drinks. You can't accuse me of not being well hydrated. 😉

You know it's ovulation week when you go for your hot girl walk and everyone looks and smells so good. Probably safest for me to stay indoors because I'm ready to climb just about anything like a tree 😈

Same, I'm just having an I want to toss my phones in the river moment

Lol in the end they actually turned out to be just a very clueless sweetie. We had a laugh about it.

Please and thank you 🙏🏼

msha.ke/imogengreene

Sunday evening cheers. #wine #redhead #cheers #sunday

I feel this way about my phone number.

I can't wait for Perth, it really does seem to be the group sex capital for me 😈

That sounds like a fantastic day, apart from the uni work lol

(For the record… I’m actually VERY good. But where’s the fun in giving that away for free?)

I’m absolutely all for genuine questions when we’re organising… truly.

But whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question clearly never had to read: “You can give a good bj babe?”

At that point, you can absolutely expect my sassy self to reply: “Nope, I’m terrible. All teeth.” 🤣

Lol and that's perfectly ok. Sundays are usually for attempting to set myself up for the week ahead.

Who else does a Sunday reset?

I love the "past week me" because all that all that needs doing today is fresh bedding and a huge grocery shop, maybe some cooking and baking.

What's on your "to do" list?

Hahaha