The Kennedy family is cursed because 100% of the luck ended up in Leon.

The number of blowback seasons we are going to get out of 2025 alone is crazy.

Damn, yall patching foreplay??

Well shit…

Put in a job application at this small company in Rome, heard they are deliberating about the position in a big meeting today. Fingers crossed!

Played one fucking Green Day song and it offed it’s damn self.

Yeah, we all went to high school together! We all took earth science together! We all kissed at the homecoming game!

Lament configuration ass

Learn to juggle and gradually progress up to juggling more dangerous items

Every day I’m being offered new and varried awards, honors, etc. for brain, intelligence, that sort of thing.

Imagine an alternate timeline where like 2008 local shows all had a single band covering Haruka Kanata

He is so absurdly fluffy

Once again @limegrove.bsky.social has adopted me a beautiful son for my birthday!

A Tarutaru from Final Fantasy XI with the name plate "Fochacha"

Oh yeah, I love that italian bread, what's it called?

Back in the Middle Ages there were so many cool jobs, like guy who knew where to find the best rocks. You can’t do that anymore in society. Amazon just has all the rocks for cheap, but they all stink!

Cotton Eye Joe - Minor Key - Slowed Down - 4K with lyrics dot mov

:(

Jesus fucking Christ that name is a choice. The type of person who gets mad when you explain that it’s a slur, for sure.

Great stream idea, programming a bot that generates a lie to say about you in your chat on a set timer, then making it a mod, and then having to every so often contend with:

🗡️🌠LyingBot: Streamer was arrested for gambling in the bathroom at a baseball game during the seventh inning stretch

Second year in a row baby, let's go!

Poptart mascot really going through it

Mhm

I can confidently say in would eat this

Rest up and feel better, we’ve gotta watch anime on Christmas!

Dude, I get off two exits before my normal exit to take a longer back route because it will
Be faster this time of year that driving by Roosevelt Field.

Help, he can’t swim! The sauce is too thick!

I have worked through every day of it, including today too. I am dying.

I stick out my gyatt for the rizzler day in and day out to make a living, a good living, for this family, so you're going to sit down, eat your microwaved lunchable, and thank your mother, the ghost who lives in the pantry, for the bounty she provided us!

Hey I’m already sick, so it’s not my problem!