Learned today that I don’t like petunias

My cat probably has cancer and I am so sad. I don’t know what to do with this

Just walked by a woman, in Los Angeles, asking a taco truck girl what tacos and burritos are.

there's a bathroom he thinks hasn't been cleaned in twenty years, for one

Anyway what is up with my neighbors

Still thinking about yesterday, when my apartment's contractor told me I have a nice, clean apartment (one of like two clean apartments in the building, he said!) and then started talking about the stuff he's seen in my neighbors' places.

Got to act 3 in Clair Obscur and all I can think about is how bad Maelle's wig would be if this were adapted into a TV series

Like there are still plenty of yall around. I’ve had the misfortune of sitting next to most of you!

I know my attention span is destoryed because the moment I hear that little blip from a tiktok video I am out. I'm slapping my phone to get to the next piece of media. I can't mentally afford that one second tag.

Every week on The Valley I watch Jax and Brittany reenact a mini version of The Shining and it is harrowing

He doesn’t even know how to push open a door that is slightly ajar, and if he ever learns I will love him less

He works the hell out of the room when I have guests tho

The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life

The way she hates Artpop is understandable but also criminal….

This Gaga Coachella crowd…prison honey

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Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snaps

Got microneedled today

Ya I was just staaaring at those bgs when I saw it

What is the point of having that many characters in one movie be serious

Something cool about medical dramas is I discover a new thing to fear every episode.

This one was for the real perverts

Thank u

Realized a wardrobe refresh would fix me the moment I decided to start saving money

Shockingly small brained move from Bong

You’re turning green from the a-dren-a-lon!

Killah...I have prayed for days like this

What exactly is it we’re looking at here

The number of hunks on this season of Survivor feels like some kind of apology from God. Like, “sorry about the state of the world. Rot your brain and look at all of This”

I dare them to go back and watch the old Shrek movies and tell me what’s better

The response to this teaser will be my villain origin story