[the most aries person ever] actually, aries season does not end, for aries season is not really a season, aries season is a feeling

bramble is a thought leader, maybe i should start doing this

had put together an all-lesbian team for one last bank heist, and we had distinct roles and handcrafted disguises and even some enemies-to-lovers subplots, but now we're all visible this week! MONTHS of planning, just down the drain...

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and no one would stop you from going! why are we doing this to ourselves

really using this 90 second rest break well, aren't i

and the thing about the final working set at the gym is that i don't want to do it! why couldn't the one i just did be the final one? i want to go home!!!

so there's 420 celebrated on 20 April, have the kids decided if they celebrate 67 on 7 june or 6 july, these are really important decisions, are they even thinking about the repercussions

so you're telling me i gotta do the exercise AND keep track of how many reps i'm doing? why stop there? throw in solving some complex equations? and playing chess while i'm at it???

a beautiful boy, delighted for you all

a bald Black person stands smiling in the sunshine in front of green plants. they are wearing large green framed tinted sunglasses, blue over ear headphones, a cute multicolour jumper from a company that rhymes with juicy hand jack, and a red strapped bag

sunshine and a podcast, lovely stuff

the albatross implies the existence of the albatrachel, the albatphoebe, the albatjoey, the albatchandler and the albatmonica

AND THEN THE DJ PLAYED MR BRIGHTSIDE, OUT-OF-BODY MOMENT DEAD IN THE WATER

a brief awkward moment at silent disco on the beach (only in brighton!) where all the music channels were not songs i knew so i muted my headphones and became acutely aware of how strange we all looked

we should not know how long the small and large intestines are; that should not be freely available information that is accessible to the general public

crafternoon implies the existence of craftorning, craftevening, and craftight

man o'sphere would be a great name for an irish drag king

a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

looks like the sky *takes out sunglasses* ain't so blue today *puts on sunglasses* HYEEEEAHH [rate limit exceeded]

looks like the sky *takes out sunglasses* ain't so blue today *puts on sunglasses* HYEEEEAHH [rate limit exceeded]

and tiny tim, who looks SUPER fly...

mega pope versus giant president

now i've heard there were some secret plums
that you were saving for breakfast yums
but you don't really want to eat them, do ya
it goes like this, so sweet, delish
the icebox opens, juicy gifts
with sticky fingers i'm writing please forgive me

got a tremendous two (2) hours of sleep last night, critics are calling this "terrible", "not good at all", and "a pure shit feeling, mate"

a promo photo for The Bear showing Carmy in the kitchen wearing a blue apron, working amid the rest of the chefs behind him

mixed chopped chorizo and wholegrain mustard into my m&s macaroni cheese ready meal

in england, people who enjoy bluebell season are called 'bellends'

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

hey girl, the titanic sinking 114 years ago today reminds me of how i let a once-in-a-lifetime thing with you go under. i ignored every warning sign and still was surprised when we crashed. you were the 1, the 1 4 me. no need to text back xo

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

putting on my pyjama socks (formerly my sister's ski socks), they have L/R on them, noticed i'd put them on wrong, "no one will know, i am literally going to bed... but i'll know..." so i had to switch them