It's no longer the Dept. Of Defense, so isn't this actually a war budget? 🤔
More accurate anyway

Considering it's no longer the Dept. Of Defense, shouldn't we say 1.5 trillion war budget? 🤔
(Fuck this mess)

Fwiw, a human UA is reading color change on a stick. A 7 year old could do it. UA for an animal includes that, and cytology of urine. IMO the hardest form of cytology. Or an expensive robot machine to do it for you.

Also mental there's no cross play 💀

Hamster pouring tea says “rest here weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.”

Rest as needed

Turns out, we aren't being nuked into the stone age. We're being policy'd into a dark age.

Picture Of Rash Uploaded To Different Subreddit For Second Opinion

Picture Of Rash Uploaded To Different Subreddit For Second Opinion
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Cartoon of an embedded tick, with a heart-shaped scutum. Captioned “I’m stuck on you!”

Happy Valentines Day!
(artwork by Mona Luo)
#TickSky

Found a way to use my Remarkable tablet at work. My current practice doesn't use much paper charts or travel sheets, but I'm used to having something to write on. With this I can also checklist to make sure I cover the important stuff. This is the sick visit template. #medicine #vetmed

6 more often than I would like TBH

TITLE: Which Hank are you feeling like today? 9 photos of Hank Green posted in a grid (photos 1,2,3 on a dark blue background, photos 4,5,6, on a yellow background, photos 7,8,9 on a red background) 1. Hank Green tilting his head back in laughter 2. Hank Green with a joyous open-mouth smile 3. Hank Green with a delightful soft smile 4. Hank Green with a soft smile but he looks like he just realized something also 5. Hank Green with a confused smirk-y expression and his head is tilted slightly to your left 6. Hank Green with both hands on his temples looking slightly stressed 7. Hank Green at the end of a deep sigh, but one where you press your lips together slightly as you exhale with squinted eyes 8. Hank Green with a scrunched up face like he's really disappointed in the situation 9. Hank Green with his tongue out in disgust as the epitome of the most ew reaction To promote Complelxy's new show Ask Hank Anything premiering January 29th at youtube.com/complexly.

Just a few more days until the premiere of Ask Hank Anything on January 29th at youtube.com/complexly. ⁠
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Which Hank are you feeling like today?
@hankgreen.bsky.social

So true and guilty as charged 😂

Something something gut-brain axis.

AI created nightmares beyond comprehension? More likely than you thought. I especially like the sort of floating human uterus. #medicine #art

You never quite know which off-the-cuff casual statement you make to a patient will be interpreted as gospel and consequently prevent adherence to any future conflicting recommendations from subsequent doctors.

That looks awesome! You got a recipe tho? 👀

Damn, I wish. We need new management. Scrap the whole thing.

This appears to be a humorous academic paper titled "Replying 'Haha So True!' to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort" published in the "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology." The paper, authored by researchers with playful names, examines how minimal digital responses like "Haha So True!" can maintain friendships in the age of social media. The page includes standard academic paper elements like an abstract, keywords, and introduction sections, formatted in a typical academic journal style. The paper parodies academic research while making observations about modern digital communication habits. Alt text: An academic research paper page with a humorous title about responding "Haha So True!" to memes. The page includes standard academic formatting with title, authors, abstract, and introduction sections discussing minimal effort digital communication in friendships.

Important research! Haha, so true!

A Jim Shore nativity scene with Warhammer 40K miniatures added. Space Marines defend the manger while Tyranids swarm in from all sides.

Tyranid Gargoyles swoop in from behind the Jim Shore shepherds. These models are from very early in my Warhammer experience and were painted by me sometime between 1997 and 2001.

Space Marines led by their captain and backed up by a Dreadnaught form up around the shepherds and animals in the manger. Sharp-eyed viewers might spot a Tyranid Lictor creeping up behind them.

A trio of Tyranid Zoanthropes drift menacingly in front of the three wise men.

Every year my brother and I “improve” the family nativity scene. For 2024 we went with a Warhammer 40K theme.

The "captain, it's wednesday" meme, but the captain is wearing a Santa hat.

Merry Christmas to all those who are celebrating! And happy "captain, it's Wednesday" to those who are not.

*in decreasing pitch*🎶he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are sleeping. SoooooOooo, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out 🎵

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

Cool! Stars in the eyes are always neat to see. I wonder if they're distracting in people...

When someone is mean to the baby doc/nurse.

Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man -The Onion

Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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Tired: BS culture war
Wired: Pragmatic class warfare

Thank God for you Steph. That sort of pain and debility is horrifying. I am so grateful I don't have such problems yet. But most of us will eventually. Thank you for your perspective. I'm sorry to hear you may need a wheelchair, I hope you can get the support you need. Fuck these shitty systems.

Hammerfight. I think I got it in the first Humble Bundle way back when with Lugaro and some others. I played the shit out of it. I should revisit it. I would love a remake or sequel!

This is a really under-acknowledged game. Very unique