life COULD be dream...

posted at 2am makes this so much funnier

girl who's into somno fantasy because she can finally get some good rest

Lorn's Lure is now part of The Megastructure Collection!

A collect-em-all bundle of megastructure themed games you can now get on Steam

Get it here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/69609...

Celebrate April Fools by supporting an actual fool. A total imbecile. The most unclever.

Small painting of a golden retriever

Tiny acrylic goldie :3 #furryart #art

Release 10.11.7 · jellyfin/jellyfin 🚀 Jellyfin Server 10.11.7 We are pleased to announce the latest stable release of Jellyfin, version 10.11.7! This minor release brings several bugfixes to improve your Jellyfin experience. As alway...

**WARNING**: This release contains several **extremely important security fixes**. These vulnerabilities will be disclosed in **14 days** as per our security policy. Users of **all versions prior to 10.11.7 are advised to upgrade immediately**.

Hi everyone it me Ellen and we’re here today with The Green Baby

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Trans Day of Giving Jeb Five Hundred Dollars

A deviantart post of a bitmoji girl sitting on Willy Wonka's lap in a yard chair outside with the caption "My beloved Willy Wonka calms me down"

how it feels to be depressed but then get cheered up by your own OCs

up on melancholy hill i just took a pee

Cillian Murphy Is In Awe of Women

person who uses terms like "seggs" and "fuckies" and "bulgie-wulgie" while also performing some of the best freakshit you've ever seen

Sorry to bump good again but I am about $950 short on rent and bills that I need to figure out how to pay for in the next week and a half and I’m trying to not panic abt it
Any small amount of help would make a huge difference

FUCK YOU IM A DRAOGN AND IM’ GAY AND TRANSGENDER Subtitle with ice dragon and red eyes

FUCK YOU IM’ A DRAOGN AND IM’ GAY AND TRANSGENDER

Tomodachi life if it were awesome.
[FAÇADE MII ANIMATION]

BUrst out laughing in a call thinking of Randy Newman yelling "YOU SOME KINDA...HOOOOWMOSEXUAL. FOH WATCHIIIIN ALL DEM FOOBAWS! IN DUH EAH! Kinda gayboah...."

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

Please please I have to pay rent by tomorrow if anyone is able to share or donate it would really save my ass

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

jax from the american digital circus says to someone offscreen "he SAID the pickles are too spicy!!" while pointing at pomni. pomni says "jax ive told you im not a boy" jax says "dont worry, i see you as a trucel even if god accidentally made you a foid" pomni says "ok" END.

#AngusUpdate

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

Goop is $0.00 on bucket