vivek ramaswamy, republican ohio senate candidate. rumored to have made a sex tape.
vivek addressing the sex tape allegations: my name starts with ram and ends with swam for a reason, folks. the viveks loves the secks! that's why you want me as ohio's senator: i guarantee we'll get from "o hi" to "O" in record time!
listen if jesus can be a school counselor in south park, trump can be a doctor in the pitt
This is amazing content. Horrific reality,hilarious outcomes.
final four choices for that moon crater if we let the whole world vote on it instead:
1) selene's shame
2) lunarsehole
3) moonbeam icecream scoop
4) your mom
fight me like one of your french girls
Victor Gideon from Resident Evil Requiem
hello there pretty ladies. my name is victor. when I'm not at work, fulfilling my ambitions to artificially trigger human evolution, you can find me in the ruins of a destroyed city practicing my motorcycle stuntman techniques. love dogs. oh and I'm 6'8 if that matters.
You finished it??
everyone talks about the last supper and forgets about the last brunch where jesus said "let's put the benedict in this benediction lads"
Screenshot from RE4: Otome Edition. "You got this, Ash. It's just like... dipping eggs at Easter! If the blood of Christ was your only paint color..."
happy easter everybody, mix your holiday traditions responsibly
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The JD Vance arc:
2016: Trump may be Hitler (derogatory)
2024: Trump may be Hitler (complementary)
2028: Trump may have been Hitler (ambiguous)
Grace and Leon complement each other: she's autistic; he's sawtistic
wait. how long has this new recipe been in the market. im scared
it's called ace attorney cuz the only body getting loved by these lawyers is the body of law
that one annoying person who comes to represent a concerning cultural trend? you mean the synecdouche
RIP Mark Twain, you would have loved Shania
now seems like as good a time as any for someone to invent free unlimited clean energy
The lack of Sanrio stores is why we're at war.
who doesn't wanna get souped-up from time to time
gonna assume daily pentagon briefings are just this with ever-growing numbers until proven otherwise
POV: you're interviewing the aides wearing trump's gift shoes
Can't spell Galaxy without gal.
Happy Women's Day.
see if you can spot the other countries who reportedly meddled in the 2024 election who are not being bombed
Trump is a pedophile, that's the reason why. Its all distraction. All of it.
Silence only tells you what you've been buzzing about underneath all the secret silence, the buzzing of everything. It's a whisper's whisper. But you are just not a whisper's whisper horse understander
