Me, spitting blood, readying a shuriken: that’s the thing about you corporate big wigs. You don’t care about love, just the rat race and your cheese.
*I sprint forward at blinding speed*
Zooey Deschanel: No! Don’t do this!
Elon musk in a warhammer style mech: you fool
If she plays the violin 🎻 Ima eat her ass #rn
It was supposed to say chimp
Bluesky is amazing because boomers just run the show so you see these old ass people confused as hell about playboi carti lmao. Don’t worry unc, rap will go away soon and we will all go back to the Rolling Stones
Such a funny response to being directly and plainly corrected on something specific you just said
Didn’t expect a jumpscare when I opened the app
The quote is perfect
I've criticized the Democratic Party in the past, but I must extend my appreciation for their recent call to action regarding Trump's devastating tariffs: to deposit genuine United States currency into your Canadian friends paypal accounts. I think it was AOC who suggested Steam gift cards as well.
I was radicalized by seeing that video as a kid, I will never support the alliance for the rest of my days
when white plays perfectly against an extremely unsound gambit
I get we’re all a little angry right now but let’s tone it down a little, this is too far
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!”
“Ah yes, what biting satire. You almost baited me Mr. Ramesh but I’m one smart cookie!”
How dare you ask me not to indulge in bloodlust. Let people enjoy things!
one must imagine icarus flappy
LIKE AND RETWEET...
IF YOU'VE NEVER IN YOUR LIFE CAUGHT ANY #STDS
👀
This looks like something you would hang in your room
A fugue for the electronic kick drum
French Canadian
Maybe the mean people thing is just California? Most people on my part of the west coast are nice I think.
Chert Feldspar rocks
I only ever come back here if Sridhar gets in trouble for something
Patiently waiting just outside the void, waiting for it to scream at me first
To the Frankenstein whom decided to steal 1 square milimeter of skin from my right hand last night without me noticing at all; I better not be part of your glans
This balding shit is easy
When I grow up I wanna be a chump
Ones gotta go
