free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

A black and white dog laying in the middle of a rainbow on the floor.

He posed! He usually looks away when I try to take his picture.

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

He love this kind of milk ❤️

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen

Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

Death of a refugee left at a Buffalo doughnut shop by Border Patrol is ruled a homicide The Erie County Medical Examiner's Office didn't reach any conclusions about responsibility for Nurul Amin Shah Alam's death.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

SLS

ITS BEAUTIFUL

house of leaves minecraft

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

deer says: does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual 🤨

As called, once again, by Jimmy Roselli and Griffin Wright on High Point student radio:

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Beveled high point

12 seed High Point gets the upset! Bevel time!

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

This was what would always happen with the half measure that is the ACA. No more half measures

It was never about fairness in high school sports, it was always about destroying trans people’s lives

Why the fuck does a driver's license need a sex marker on it in the first place

being so brave today. ordered from a new restaurant, hope they don’t poison me

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

why would you ever log into a app called “discord.” that’s just asking for trouble. you’ll find me over on “eharmony”

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I hate our nazi pedophile gambling slop future

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

They think of “urban” as synonymous with Black and that explains a good deal of the invalidation of urban spaces as “real America”

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

The Only Olympians Having a Less Romantic Week Than That Norwegian Biathlete Engaged hockey rivals and newlywed skeleton competitors are making it awkward in Milan.

Engaged hockey rivals and newlywed skeleton competitors are making it awkward in Milan. on.wsj.com/4kw4k82

French biathlete Julia Simon crossing the finish line and holding a "shhhh" finger to her mouth

headline: French biathlon star Juilia Simon found guilty of theft and credit card fraud Olympic medallist admitted using teammate's bank card

THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS