The Art of the Deal.
“When they shoot themselves in the foot? …You shoot yourself in the head!”.

And literacy.

Why bother with a trial?

Let me guess Pay-per-view?

And the earth says “Whoa…Whoa…slow down you Super Twats!!!”

His sentence is unjust and unfair.
I would rather be him, than her.

*...you're...

..for an adult.

We skipped past pretending your a doctor is normal.

He’s taking hostages!

Perge, diem meum laetifica!

Yes. Red Cross workers have been known to irradiate patients with Polonium.

And simultaneously Irony Czar.

Time to rework the prenup…Revision 28 coming up…

He puts the dip in diplomat.

That we know of!

A Parliament of Whores is one thing…Parliament of Stupid Whores is another. They are starting to give whores a bad name.

Trump declares victory and claims Iran offers a 'prize' in talks Iran has denied having President Trump said on Tuesday Iran made a valuable offer to reach a deal with the United States, in talks that Iran has denied are taking place. "We've won this. This war has been won," Trump said.

“…Very exclusive prize …the very first Publishers Clearing House Peace Prize (PCHPP)…uniting for the first time…out of bankruptcy…which I had nothing to do with…if you can believe that… PCH and the late great Ed McMahon!”

It’s weird hearing people not realizing they’re telling the truth.

It’s weird hearing people not realizing they’re telling the truth.

…and some living a disaster!

Wow…put a lot of thought into it. From watching The Twilight Zone, twelve year old me could have told you …that is not the worst case.

A piece of Gaza…a piece of Ukraine … a piece of Venezuela, …Yemen …Syria …Lebanon

I think they call that “Beating someone at their own game”.

As a friend …Marco you must change your wardrobe.

Now I want a piña colada.

I feel the ketchup is on the wall and the NFL is about to get sued.

Oh…we know!

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