Jerrified!

(sorry)

does any body else check after every update if jerry is still verified

Keep your friends jerrified, and your enemies jerrifieder.

yes, yes i do

all right friend...take a deep breath in and get ready to bask in the glow

✨you have been Jerrified!✨

🎶the future's so bright you gotta wear solshades🎵

jerrified!

All I know is that we didn’t have these problems before @jcsalterego.bsky.social got verified

drinking the life juice is how jerry got verified

screenshot: (Replied to you) This guy gets a blue check?

it's all fun and games until the yearly verification review

yeah but heads-up, you can’t trust jerry on time-related posts

Jerrified!

You get Jerrified though and the magic really happens

the only person who can be Not Jerrified is jerry, hehe

Jerrified!

• Someone creates an Antified labeler on Bluesky and Antifies everyone but Scott Lang

you vegemight wanna think about it

Jerrified!

the "Nerd in front of a computer" meme with the caption: we sill stop our attack once you unverify jerry

I'm being told this is authentic - it's by the people behind this DDOS attack on @bsky.app

“verify jerry” they said

“ what could go wrong”
they said

every time i see the take "bluesky is down because they used AI" i replace "used AI" with "verified jerry" and it works just as well. 100% cause and effect

nice

Everyday i’m jerrified over a frame from the party rock anthem video

reunion’s are always heartwarming

you are now Jerrified!

that’s an interesting idea, but i think we need to preserve the posts for the trial

Jerrified!

aw, thank you jerry. you are quite lovely too

@forthrast.com you have been Jerrified!

Jerrified!

i wish i could find what this was in reference to

Jerrified!

what about my jerrified tattoo?

yeah, we’ll jerrify the jerry no tattoo account

A joke image of the Bluesky create account/sign in screen with sign in text replaced with “Unverify Jerry”

Hmm

thinking about jerrifying jerry just to unjerrify him all over again

you on the other hand @ianvg.com are Jerrified!

hearing rumors that a second blue check is possible. they're like michelin stars