You wish to become a lich? It's very easy, my friend. Simply find the heart of a lich, combine it with the tongue of a dragon, and cook it with the flesh of a well-ridden horse. This combination is certain to make you undead.
What a pleasantly odd interaction
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Heard this shit come on and immediately checked to see what it was from because it's got the vibe of, "comes from a 9/10 doom megawad I can download tonight"
Google maps: riding somewhere on your bike? Why waste time with ""bike lanes"" when you can save five minutes on this busy street?
Peanut butter powder is the powder for banana. I mean usually in like a smoothie or something. But I'm kind of a freak so I eat dry peanut powder with sugar in it all the time.
How the fuck are you supposed to explain your kids to this
Running Gemma on my phone
(Think for 14 seconds)
Haha!
Even if they're not alive, still hashtag relatable
a modern take on the Lockhorns called The Polycruels
Oh man I just saw a YouTube short for a video game where you clean up crummy old video game consoles and cartridges and damn, we're at the point where being a trash picker is an unattainable fantasy. I mean that's how I play every fallout game but it's still a fantasy world.
I was supposed to do something today but I don't know what it is
If I ever get my head out of my ass and start animating again I'll have to cut off a finger every time I try to make a background look ''professional'' and high fidelity
Work in progress title screen for Eldritch 2.
Today's Eldritch 2 devlog: Title screen iteration, UI polish, Steam Deck quality-of-life improvements, and a lot more!
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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891
Obviously you can do better for a cookie to dip into black coffee but this is still really really good. I like a cookie that's gesturing at hard tack.
New best TMBG lyrics ever written just dropped:
I've got a swaggering gait
That's affected and strange
Nobody knows what it's even supposed to convey
I picked up mannerisms by watching Topol
In Fiddler on the Roof
This is at gravelly point in DC which is a park that's along the Potomac and has a little canal between it and the airport. I used to see these guys alllll the time in the rural east houston area but they seemed to appear less and less often as it got more inhabited.
Red Wing Blackbird!!!!
alright fine I bought aseprite and I'm drawing little pixel art guys and it's delightful fuck off
Liberal phrenology
Thinking about those brain scan studies that were like, "trans have girly brainwaves!!" without even considering how tiny and inconsequential of a piece of the puzzle of gender that is
Man you ever think about those studies that are like, "conservative brains and liberal brains are sooooooo different!!!" and the absurd amount of time, effort, and money spent on conservative media targeting men and really just poor people in general and think something fishy is going on
it was ok
Honestly goes so fucking hard, but you have to be an old man with resting bitch face
Real shit
Well that was nice I feel a bit better. I wish they were more forthcoming about which individual artists drew these but what can you do other than your own research.
Awesome lesbian couple showdown with evil and intimidating horse
They really went sicko mode on some of these. You ever live in a big version of your own hat? You ever have a mechanical castle??
I want it to be real so bad. Forget walkable cities. I want flyable cities.
Some very good animals
They even got the blowjob brothers in here