The most important skill you need to have as a doctor is to never want to do any work and a heart full of hate for every living breathing lifeform you see.

What life outside US Blue States is like.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Thanks @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social for making this juxtaposition possible

Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

be sadako’s valentine?

how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes

These changes will do nothing to keep anyone safe. As long as you can send messages to people at all, all this will do is further erode our liberties while making it dangerous to actually access adult content. Tech companies cannot be trusted to keep your information safe from breaches and leaks.

Yeah, there's no reason to trust these guys, or any tech company frankly. We've been through lying about AI and lying about NFTs and lying about Pivot to Video and lying about data leaks and lying about- they just lie.

highly doubt any of this is true for the record. they said the same thing about UK and Australian age verification and i know people in their forties who discord couldn't infer were of age. don't buy it

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent”

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

Doug TenNapel tried to get me fired from a job because he namesearched on Twitter and saw me lamenting finding out he was a gutter bigot. He was my childhood hero btw

AYOOO !!

I keep laughing every time I remember Dark Kegel Trick. Logging onto the deep web to find the forbidden tguy discord where they share the Murder Testosterone, Vile Packers, and Dark Kegels

Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:

- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home

Lizstar's Giant Yuri List

Enough people showed interest that I'll make it public: my GIANT LIST OF YURI*

*note, not all of it is yuri but its basically all queer in some way

This is an unfinished database, with tags and my thoughts on every Yuri media I can remember experiencing.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screen

settings menu option circled

content and media menu option circled

autoplay videos and gifs toggled off

to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

yeah

I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled

The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

Drew Mario and Luigi from memory. How'd I do?

TTWZN : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive The Twilight Zone   Original

found all 156 eps of The Twilight Zone on archive.org for anyone else who associates New Year's Eve with the yearly Sci-Fi Channel marathon archive.org/details/TTWZN

Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been

A message for you all to carry through the year