ope! just gonna sneak right past ya there to grab the ranch

doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location

A brindle pitbull wearing a red bandana and a red leash lying on the grass in a park panting.

Also, this is my dog. On the other site, this would skyrocket us to popularity so uh, let’s see if that works and then sit in silence wondering why we might possibly care.

Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism" Panel 2: "But i digress..." Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing" Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

How it feels to check bluesky

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

Mama Mia, here we go again.