Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

How shitty are we assuming Minnesota is as a place to vacation?

In case anybody here has no idea what this reference is, AND is rightfully terrified too google it, I gotchu: www.originalpoopknife.com/pages/the-st...

Oracle slashes 30,000 jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email Oracle began laying off up to 30,000 employees globally, notifying them via a 6 a.m. email from "Oracle Leadership" with no prior warning from HR or managers.

Nothing says "this is a healthy way of organizing a society" like Oracle cutting 30,000 jobs without warning in order to free up cash flow for building AI datacenters.

I'm sorry, but nothing can be done, because he didn't thank us for our attention in this matter. I don't make the rules.

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NGINX: what happened and where should companies turn next "There is no number of maintainers of dedicated engineers that can safely and sanely keep Ingress NGINX online."

if you're running one of the half of all Kubernetes clusters that's still running Ingress NGINX (I *really* hope that figure has changed already!) then this is the month to get off what @tabbysable.bsky.social memorably describes as a neverending vulnerability piñata because it's officially retiring

Move Trump-Epstien Island right into the middle.

EVERYBODY STOP; TIMELINE CLEANSE!

Meteorologists raise alarm over grounding of Omaha weather balloons amid federal cuts The National Weather Service’s recent decision to suspend weather balloon launches in Omaha and elsewhere will likely reduce the quality of weather forecasts, particularly during severe weather, meteo...

If you're frustrated about the uncertainty of how much snow that we'll be getting in the next 36-48 hours please know that because of DOGE's budget cuts at NOAA there is a dead zone on the Western Great Plains where weather balloon launches have been cut and very little data is available

to add: so much of this is solved by just not trying to bring so much shit on the plane.

She feels fine doing this because her boss operates like this all the time with total impunity.

“I do not care why my human is happy, I just care that they are happy. I love my human. They are very weird. Woof.”

I never want to hear about free enterprise again from a Republican.

2025 measles resurgence carries estimated $244 million price tag

anyway, how are you today?

www.cidrap.umn.edu/measles/2025...

Also. Minnesota is a “donor state.” There was a $44 billion difference in what we paid in ($119 billion) and what we get back ($75 billion).

I’d like the administration to just get our name out of their mouths.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

Put it in the Smithsonian
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Had my son (who is now 22) had been born even 10 years earlier, he would not have seen his 8th birthday due to a raging case of Burkitt Lymphoma.

"An adult Canada goose produces approximately 1 to 2 pounds (0.45 to 0.9 kg) of feces per day. Some estimates suggest up to 28 defecations per day, with droppings occurring as frequently as every 12 to 20 minutes due to their fast digestive system and herbivorous diet. "

In the middle of a woods alongside a trail meandering off into the distance stands this looming figure of a tree with a huge hole burned in the front of it. And yet, the tree lives. Such the mystery.

To the left of our image is the primary topic, which is a tall plump maple tree mostly red of fall leaves. It overlooks a small steel pond with a fence in the near foreground.

Because when you victim-blame not obeying, said person should should also obey accepting that they should have obeyed. It's right there in the bible.

If you’re a Minnesotan, and you have a friend from Wisconsin that voted for Ron Johnson; I would argue that that person is not really your friend.

"I wanna tell people it is illegal to tell people that something illegal is illegal!"

"Oh, I understood that reference."

This could be Iowa's state flag

I hope you eventually name this company.

we are still not okay