Fuck reconnecting with your inner child, reconnect with your evil twin

The one day each year I throw my tuxedo Sam pride flag in the ring

Don’t You Know Who I Am? by Jessie Ware on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 3:45

3.4 mph, 15% incline on the treadmill

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She’s running her household (with ninetails and abra) like the navy

Some shots from the skylands tonight 💖🩵💛

digital illustration depicting the pokémon Raikou

Thunder Tiger 🌩️🐯

#pokemon #art

Hard not to king

Drag @watermelectrode.bsky.social in front of a tv and get that rat to plaaaay

If you rats haven’t yet played bastion….

Been having fun rebuilding the skylands ✨

Why did we all wait until the last minute this year, like EVERYONE I KNOW waited til the last minute (did mine yesterday)

Art by • Ryan Bittner

Accelerator by Blusher on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:51

3.4 mph at 12.5% incline on the treadmill on repeat and repeat and repeat

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Ok twinnnn

QTP with you and your favorite eeveelution 💜

I’m at on hbo now, and so is summer wars

You’d think they’d see this fat ass and know I got the same kardashian magic in me

Just gonna start saying yes when people ask if I’m Italian

Opened the windows today while I cleaned the house it’s actually springtime

Yeah seeing the content coming from it this year I feel I have no interest in it

My barber is there so I will gather her opinion

Thought this was about pokopia for a sec

Continuing to work on the garden quarter of my city, with a grocery, woodworker, hot spring, greenhouse, cemetery and shrine 🦭 have farmed at least 2000 cliff pieces from dream island to help build up the vision…. And still need so many more

Me too, didn’t touch dawntrail yet but miss hitting my roulettes something fierce

The baby pink, so Kyle-coded

2019 v 2026, that twink is DEAD and one day I’ll have big arms

No 💖 hope this helps!

Maybe tired n groggy but never pissy!