horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Be Normal to Claire Challenge: Impossible

Me: Has anyone else been having this problem with this software?

Boss: Please can you send me a screenshot?

Me: ..... No, because it has miraculously fixed itself after refusing to play for an hour and two restarts but apparently it just needed to embarrass me in front of my peers and superiors.

Look, she could absolutely stop making money. She owns stock in Amazon, which keeps increasing in value. She could divest and give away the earnings.

She has been very philanthropic yes, but let's not pretend like she's an infinite money spring.

lol my surgeon noted mine were "small, due to atrophy".

Economists love to say shit like "transfer entropy" so they can pretend like it's a real science.

I never said every sport should be integrated. I think every league should decide what is most appropriate for their sport and their players. But segregation doesn't suddenly stop being segregation when you feel it's necessary.

But what if they're cooked down and caramelized? Is that still a bad texture?

This doesn't really refute anything I said, it's just an appeal to authority which isn't really convincing. We don't commonly refer to it as segregation because it's normalized in our society. That doesn't change what it is.

Women didn't have opportunities to participate in sports because they were discriminated against prior to title 9. Afterwards, instead of letting women compete with men, separate leagues were created for women. This is how every other instance of segregation has ever worked.

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-americ...

A photo of a statue of Jesus and two children playing basketball. Jesus is slapping the ball in the air. The caption reads "Jesus Says: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!"

How about Jesus playing some defense?

As a general rule you shouldn't mock someone for doing what you want them to.

The Israelis were humiliated by Trump's rug pull in Iran and are now pummeling Beirut

What difference would it make? If we won't hold him accountable for threatening to destroy an entire civilization, what makes you think sex crimes will be the line?

I feel like “the world passed peak gas-powered car sales in 2017” is not a widely known fact

Yeah yeah, I've been to a college dorm before.

My girlfriend and I just finished this game together! It's definitely one of my favorite multiplayer games.

You know if you could manage to stop feeling smug for a moment you might realize this thread is about how portions are shrinking while cost is increasing. This is happening to healthy food as well.

Yeah obviously cook from home if you can, it's better for you. That's a completely different topic.

It's going to be the same story at the grocery store.

Bro realized he wasn't convincing anyone 11 hours ago so he thought he'd take another crack at it.

I don't even like Hasan but this shit is disingenuous as hell.

So Piker speaking at a rally whose organizers endorsed Platner is equivalent to Piker endorsing Platner? How many degrees of separation down does this transitive property of endorsement work?

You must understand the liberal mind cannot comprehend the concept of withdrawing support from a candidate after learning new information about them.

1. "Here's an extreme idea. We're platforming it, so that people can watch out."
2. "This idea is gaining traction. We're publishing an op-ed in favour, for balance."
3. "This idea is popular now. Why does the left refuse to consider it?"

This is an especially funny thing to say days after everyone read the source code.

Sure seems like a lot of those accounts manage to directly or indirectly sic their enormous follower count on rando strangers who are frequently harassed and even forced to deactivate, but don't get days of Bluechecks clutching pearls or even a cursory acknowledgement by all the Nuance Understanders

A common thing you hear from Journalism Knowers is something like "Do you want people to write 'and that is bad' every time?" and the answer is yes. I do want that.