As we all know, it was never in doubt.

The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars | CNN Business Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars company, in a move that could help repay the more than $1 billion he owes the famil...

Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars company, in a move that could help repay the more than $1 billion he owes the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims.

Yes, yes it is.

They will pass none of it back to the people who paid it.

Mark Kelly/Jason Crow ticket

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No criminal in history has done his criming in the open with nothing ever done about it as Trump has.

Evolution turned dinosaurs into chickens, and I just turned chickens into dinner. Circle of life, just crispier.

Good lord, we’ve all critiqued MAGAt Jesus for 10 years.

Wait. What?

#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks
The sooner they are all gone, the better off our world will be.

Sending "realtors" telegraphed the republican agenda for development in the Middle East. For Donpedo et ilk, it's all about waterfront property.

JD Vance heckled while defending Iran war: “Jesus does not support genocide!”

The More You Know 🙄😡

Good news, bad news. Bad news is the nudist colony rejected your application. The good news is they are hiring you for their annual fly fishing calendar.

I’m getting dizzy…but yes.

Jesus told me if you watch this you don’t need to go to church tomorrow.

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

😂🤣😆😂🤣😂😆😂🤣😆😂

Whoever had the genius idea of having Melania publicly explain her connection with Jeffrey Epstein, THANK YOU lol

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

Or some bad war stories about to come out, so deflecting back to Epstein Files…

High-key brother

Borowitz

Let’s hope the files make it through unmolested.

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year.
So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

I gasped so loud, y'all! #awesometattoo

A tweet featuring an astronaut inside a spacecraft, looking tired or resigned. Overlaid text jokes about being farther from Earth than any human before while still having to hear a particular voice.

I watched that cringe-filled moment. On behalf of the people who share this rock with you, we’re sorry that HE had to be a part of any of your historic journey.

Trump Envoy Gets HECKLED + BOOED By Live UN Audience YouTube video by WatchlistTYT

Trump’s UN envoy Mike Waltz is openly booed and laughed at while praising “global peace,” signaling a stunning collapse in credibility on the world stage as the moment falls into international embarrassment. Jayar Jackson breaks it down.

The therapy bills for his children are going to be astronomical

Exactly. I don’t care if this is the only platform they run on.