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Posts by Be Jay, Do Crimes.

The one in front of me. My taste in pizza, like my tastes in cornbread and cheese, is best summed up by the old expression “yes, please.”

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Big Amama Energy.

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I’m on their list because I used to be a local party official, but I really screw up their polling because even when I was a Republican, I wasn’t like them.

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Done what I can.

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I voted early, so my ballot was in before the revelation. But just because I think Jones has no business holding public office doesn’t mean I don’t also think Miyares is worse. 😬

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Black powder under $4/lb.

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I hope you enjoy it!

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In 1777 George Washington ordered the Continental Army inoculated against smallpox.

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Archaeologists stunned to find copy of Homer’s Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy Papyrus fragment discovered inside mummy buried in Roman-era tomb around 1,600 years ago

"Archaeologists stunned to find copy of Homer’s Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy"
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

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As the kids say, “Woot!”

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Elementary, my queer Watson.

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I used to live not far from where Reed grew up. It’s no goddamn wonder he devoted himself to wiping out mosquitoes.

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The fact that we elected Jay fucking Jones over this guy should’ve told him something Miyares should crawl off somewhere under an assumed name and hope nobody ever recognizes him.

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Is he hitting Bugs with a butthole?

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*Me, stabbing this guy* “I find that Thibault cancels out being a gormless idiot who barely knows which end of the sword he’s supposed to grab.”

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George Silver would have beaten this guy to death with his codpiece.

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George Washington, who ordered the entire Continental Army inoculated against smallpox, would horsewhip Hegseth the length of the national mall. And I would be right there cheering for each meaty thwack.

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But that’s wrong. That behavior isn’t even universal among those species. Some people are just weird.

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Who is this woman who has clearly never spoken to a man?

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Um, none, because he was assassinated in 1963. But since AIPAC was founded way back in 1954, Ï suppose he might have gotten a little back in the day.

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A great cartoon by @guyvenables.bsky.social - The #art of an #editorial #cartoon with a little joke on the #War #Iran - #USA + The blockade of the #StraitofHormuz + #Oil #Market #Manipulation

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You could call them “Erin Tags!”

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Somewhere, in a dusty old junk shop, a monkey’s paw crooks one finger.

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Interesting to see this bubble up on which groups can’t have official floats/sections* at Pride. SF, Alliance, DUP & UUP will clear not be part of marches in NI. The exclusion of Stonewall is because they appeased No 10, & gave Sir Stormfront his own Pride Party against the wishes of the community.

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"It is a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps... Now one of the answers it seems to me, is a guaranteed annual income, a guaranteed minimum income for all people, and for our families of our country."

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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A cartoon guillotine monster with a happy face and a little basket around its "neck" containing someone's head.

A cartoon guillotine monster with a happy face and a little basket around its "neck" containing someone's head.

I've been in kind of a mood. Here's a quick doodle.

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One good thing about being old is that I got to see all the cool bands!

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😔 sadly, yes.

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