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blazon with three cannabis leaves protruding from each side of a stem with golden inflorescence

Wangen-Brüttisellen coat of arms, from Die Gemeindewappen des Kantons Zürich (1977) by Peter Ziegler

someone welded my bike to the rack

i'm trapped in a snowglobe shake me shake me

the government just handed me a used condom and declared it fiat

hobbits probably spend so much money on groceries

me: i'm like punching the crap out of a dinosaur
professor, yelling over the timephone: Get the fuck back in the machine The meteor is coming YOu need to return to the present, IMMEDIATElY
me: i'm like flipping over this trilobite

i swear when i was a baby the stork passed me mid-flight to a different stork

splitting an equal amount of cash across all my pockets to decrease the expected loss from thieves

bro did you just take a generous portion

the vatican is producing its own yellowcake for an amazing reason

alternate universe where pacman has swag and all the youths do a dance called the "Waka Waka"

instagram live talking about mindfulness i pan to the left and there's like a dozen screwdrivers embedded in my wall

i'm dj mouth cancer and you're listening to Sound Effects World - Coin Machine 3

piloting a nissan cube into a single car garage and it slots in cleanly like a usb

watching an ipad baby play a basketball game and they're sinking every shot

due to AI Robert Moses, flying car lanes now take priority over flying bike lanes

God was born during the Trinity test

(gilbert gottfried voice) Fuck you and your hoe family

first time i played minecraft i was beating up a zombie with my fist and screaming at the top of my lungs

getting hit in the knob with a cricket ball <<<<<<<<<<<<

(talking about my friend) we have the same dental structure

the police gave me a hula hoop and made me hula at gunpoint to prove i was sober

Seeking Accomplice For Delicate Heist (NO SUMO WRESTLERS)

i'm starting a 3-person gaming team called "the Triforce" and i'm looking for one more partner (phone buzzes) I'm looking for two more partners

if sonic slipped on a banana he'd probably just do a loop and keep going

Subject is armed with a portal gun but is too scared to walk through them

(in voice) Elmo knows what yuri is

Apples and oranges whats the difference

Hey who lit my backpack on fire