i was about to say that markwayne mullin looks like what would happen if you gave sentience to a block of wood, but i actually think the wood would be more intelligent and perceptive

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:

Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.

I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.

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I’ve had @dynamoe.bsky.social design my Christmas card in the past and it was an absolute classic.

Take her up on this!

The Charlottesville warlords and militia have been chewing Khat all day. It makes them crazy!

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Almost all the songs I like to sing in karaoke are a mystery to most people. That way, other people can't sing along and steal the spotlight. This was an unintentional discovery. This may not be the point of karaoke... but that's how I do it...

This fascist needs to know we see him, we reject him, and we will expose him.

I'll stop plugging after today, I promise, but if you get an address drawn by me you'll be the envy of all your bill collectors

Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.

"They blame immigrants so you won't blame billionaires."

Protest sign of the day...

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JUNE!

Still looking for a job— any leads in art direction, graphic design, illustration (+ writing, if applicable)? 25 years experience.

Top relocation destination: SF Bay Area (or out of the USA entirely)

Job market sucks ass. Any help appreciated.

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NEW: Unbelievable. A seemingly endless line of tanks & other military vehicles arrive in DC ahead of next week's parade.

They departed Texas 5 days ago.

What a colossal waste of time, money & military resources. All for a President who has shown zero respect for service personnel.

(🎥 DW)

Whoa. What is your secret for getting so many imaginary women to follow you?

I really appreciate all the bots and onlyfans thots who keep reaching out to me on social media accounts to say hi. I'm sorry I'm still lucid enough to recognize that they aren't really interested in anything beyond a monthly sub or to steal my info. Bots and thots get thoughts and bon mots. Adios.

Congestion pricing offset. Nature finds a way.

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Derp!

NYPD out here in Queens doing Amazon’s bidding by roughing up and arresting workers who are standing up for themselves. The @Teamsters have a right to strike and our police should be protecting them, not Jeff Bezos

I was on there. I am on here.

vinyl sticker: an illustration of a black cat curled around a yellow book, staring at the contents

same vinyl sticker of a black cat reading a yellow book, now on the pages of the dictionary

New Stickers: Cats Can Read.

I printed these as samples to get bookstores to stock my stickers, but you can grab a few from my website

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While there you can pick up glowing cats, umbrella cats, patch cats and pipe cats, too.

first draft lettering

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cat-smoking-a-pipe sticker on a filthy Chinatown pole

While I have your attention, why not buy some shit from my store?

(It would help me out a lot, getting this merchandise out of my apartment.)

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a slightly shattered 1860 portrait of Civil War general Winfield Scott looking resolute while wearing epaulets with his quotation: “...any man who attempted by force or unparliamentary disorder to obstruct or interfere with the lawful count of the electoral vote should be lashed to the muzzle of a twelve-pounder gun and fired out of a window of the Capitol..."

General Winfield Scott knew what to do with insurrectionists attempting to interfere with the lawful count of the electoral vote, and said so back in 1861.

Involves the muzzle of a twelve-pounder gun, the window of the Capitol building and the verb "to manure."

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