Single-panel comic titled “The Life of Sharks!” Two aliens with large eyes stand on a beach saying “We come in peace.” A shark in the water responds, “You picked a really bad time. So much crap happening in the world right now. Could you come back later? And maybe phone ahead next time?” Comic by Christian Talbot, illustrated by Sophie Hodge.

Donald Trump has promised some "very interesting documents" related to UFOs will be released by the US defence department "very, very soon".

😅

It’s that Euro-jazz type stuff. The DJ is literally the only guy who’s into it. It’s like he’s in some sort of rapture.

I’m in Lisbon for a short break. I’ve been persuaded to go to a fancy restaurant for lunch. They have a DJ. Naturally, I am fucking furious.

Single-panel comic titled “The Life of Sharks!” Two aliens with large eyes stand on a beach saying “We come in peace.” A shark in the water responds, “You picked a really bad time. So much crap happening in the world right now. Could you come back later? And maybe phone ahead next time?” Comic by Christian Talbot, illustrated by Sophie Hodge.

Donald Trump has promised some "very interesting documents" related to UFOs will be released by the US defence department "very, very soon".

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They went to turn the sign on the Strait of Hormuz.

I loved it.

Hard agree.

I would LOVE that!

I’m onboard

a man in a hot dog costume stands in front of a group of people ALT: a man in a hot dog costume stands in front of a group of people

'Unforgivable I wasn't told Mandelson failed vetting', says 'furious' PM.

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss
BetFair will match your first bet up to £50.

Moment Nigel Farage henchmen manhandle disabled OAP in parking row Henchmen working for the divisive Reform leader were seen on camera manhandling a retired engineer who was trying to park in a disabled spot to drop off his wife in Shetland

Farage thugs manhandle man with pacemaker after he objects to the Reform leader's chauffeur parking in disabled bay that he needs to use.

Lovely People.

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Anemone.

Maybe forcing people to build their creative careers on private online infrastructure that can and does collapse semi-regularly wasn't the best of ideas actually

Anemone.

Two-panel comic titled “The Life of Sharks!” Top panel: A large shark is being held down by fishing net and barrels by smaller fish. The shark says, “…and then he said, ‘he can’t stay down with three barrels on him.’” The smaller fish laugh “Ha ha ha!” Bottom panel: The shark, still tangled in the net and barrels, says to the laughing fish, “Anyway, I suppose I should get back up there. That boat won’t sink itself.” Comic by Christian Talbot, illustrated by Sophie Hodge.

Three Barrels.

Grand.

It’s called EH!

Ireland should have its own social media app like the Canadians do. It should be called,”C’mere To Me” and only have four possible reactions to posts.

1) Grand
2) Fair Play
3) Notions
4) Ah Give It A Rest

#SpéirGorm

Two-panel comic titled “The Life of Sharks!” Top panel: A large shark is being held down by fishing net and barrels by smaller fish. The shark says, “…and then he said, ‘he can’t stay down with three barrels on him.’” The smaller fish laugh “Ha ha ha!” Bottom panel: The shark, still tangled in the net and barrels, says to the laughing fish, “Anyway, I suppose I should get back up there. That boat won’t sink itself.” Comic by Christian Talbot, illustrated by Sophie Hodge.

Three Barrels.

I’ve tried tried teaching my dog Irish but he can’t get the hang of the modh coinníollach. And they say collies are intelligent.

I’ve tried tried teaching my dog Irish but he can’t get the hang of the modh coinníollach. And they say collies are intelligent.

Every single thing that sucks is a direct result of unchecked capitalism.

Except maybe wasps. I haven't found that link yet, but I'm sure capitalism found a way to make wasps worse....

Four-panel comic titled “The Life of Sharks!” A shark sits in a therapist’s chair across from a human doctor. Panel 1: Doctor asks “So Jeremy, how can I help you?” Panel 2: Shark says “Well Doctor, I’ve always had a difficult relationship with food.” Panel 3: Doctor responds “Oh, here we go again…” Panel 4: Shark interrupts assertively, “Shut up, Adrian! This is MY time to talk…” The comic is credited to Christian Talbot with illustrations by Sophie Hodge.

Food.

True.

The remains of a rare 3-metre-long Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus) being loaded into a trailer.

🦈 The remains of a rare 3‑metre Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus) has been recovered from the Sligo coast -it's the first recorded stranding of this deep‑sea species in Ireland. A unique opportunity to learn more about one of the world’s most mysterious sharks.
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I didn’t. Thanks!

Thanks!

I went to the Doctor this morning and told them I was so depressed, I’d lost my faith in Jesus.

“But I am Jesus!”, they said.