carlos alcaraz is way too good at tennis

my name is cody and i love lynyrd skynyrd

if i had a time machine i would use it to go back in time and meet the guy who invented beer and then i’d give him a handshake and say thank you man 🤝🍻

drinking until i black out tonight 💔💔💔 first playoff win in 10 years and bo nix breaks his ankle on the 2nd to last play, fucking hell man 🤦‍♂️

the denver broncos are the #1 seed in the AFC and have won 14 games in the regular season for only the 2nd time in their history

used to pray for times like this!!! where’s my beer?!

didn’t see the giant christmas tree at pioneer square until december 14th this year #slacking

the broncos won, but it wasn’t very cool :/

it would be really, really cool if the broncos beat the raiders tonight

man i wish i was at the US open, i’m 1000% going next year

rip diogo and andre jota
you’ll never walk alone 🙏❤️

life is so unfair

my job better not expect me to get any work done in the next 2 weeks

i will be barricaded in my office with the AC blasting while watching wimbledon

having to actually do some work at work instead of sitting in my office watching this quarterfinal between djokovic and zverev at roland garros <<<

this is unfair!!!

cheers 🍻

this might be the worst football match i’ve ever watched, manchester united and tottenham are so shit 😂

at least i got to watch it at work in my office

haven’t done much today besides sit in my office and watch tennis and footy

hell of a work day if you ask me 💪

it’s sunny outside and real madrid have been completely humbled

what an amazing day

pluggnb forever

70-75 degrees in late march in portland is undefeated weather

the worst drivers on this planet live in oregon and drive subaru outback’s and subaru forester’s

bobby caldwell has some of the best music of all time

i couldn’t agree more

this has to be the best day of weather on february 28th in portland history

this has to be the best day of weather on february 27th in portland history

i love everything about traveling, it’s a blessing and i’m very thankful

but

this 8 hour time difference and not having any weed is a bad combo 😂 it’s 3:40am, my stomach is in a knot, and i’m just staring at the ceiling lmfao

just landed in london, time to eat this 100mg edible and see what happens

mark andrews sold so bad 😂 i’m not even a ravens fan and that makes me sick

nevermind

33 minutes later and i am pissed

normally i would be angry the broncos are losing, but after the last 8 years being down 3 at half on the road in the playoffs doesn’t sound too bad

it would be really cool if the broncos won today

yeah after a long rainy/shitty period of weather, that first glimpse of sun is like gold