at least he knows to curb expectations

JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-

mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off

every day his face becomes more of an advertisement against drug abuse

Would

if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer

Both things could be true

need a record of this in case I’m right :)

Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think

google auto-suggested questions related to Ides of March

What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?

(i’m about halfway through rn)

pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick

i’ve been a pour over guy my whole life so it’s not like the chemex is that far off. but this is very smooth :)

i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype

giving new meaning to “I know you from somewhere”

me watching Severance tonight

asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)

effie’s oatcakes

my nutrients

the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension

Good

we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro

tried and true method of posting something unsearchable: screenshotting a post before sending it. in this case, a childish riff on “cacio e pepe”

not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(

average bsky interaction

irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

wikipedia entry for “thinking about the immortality of the crab”

what i’ve been up to

ms. casey, the therapist from the show severence

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day