pov: it’s 2008 and your life will change

The correct response to rfk saying he wants to exterminate autistic people is to loudly tell him "die, motherfucker" instead of trying to explain that human lives have value.

about 90% of culture war grievances is literally just people with nothing happening in their lives getting mad that other people are not as unhappy as they are

the death of physical media is terrible for many reasons!

but the loss of blooper reels and deleted scenes and featurettes and commentaries????

remember what they took from you!!!!

Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.

I don’t care what Rachel Zegler did I don’t care what Chappell Roan did stop asking me to hate famous women for being kind of a bitch. Kind of a bitch is the ideal state for any woman to be in.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

"HEY ROCK, GO F*** YOURSELF"

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

*sabrina carpenter voice*

have you ever tried this one?

*a functioning guillotine rises from the stage*

Man labeled as Drake: I’m going to Jump! Everyone else watches. Bender: Do a flip!

After tonight’s halftime show

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

SAY DRAKE-

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

More of this, America.

The person I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl is Kendrick Lamar 💅🏾💞

Imagine in 2009 that Taylor Swift would be presenting the best country album award to Beyoncé at a Grammy’s from which Kanye was thrown out for trying to show up uninvited

What if, I don't know, there was good news. Have we thought about doing that.

I want Chappell to win everything tonight and be very very gay on stage because the world needs that ❣️

meme with a bunch of crap on table like lunchable, a cibrator, alcohol

swifties ready for whatever is gonna happen tonight

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

i didn’t know what to put on my cake so my girlfriend picked for me

“you’re so funny!” thanks i dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks

I have a little plea and it's this: please keep posting about things that aren't The Horrors. I am not saying to not look at or be informed about The Horrors. What I am saying—what I am genuinely kind of begging you to do—is keep posting about books and movies and sunsets and pets and joy. Please.

For Reals

As an Autistic, absolutely fuck anyone who is using Autism to defend Apartheid Clyde.

You are falling for the normalisation of Fascism and you can go fuck yourselves you bootlicking morons.

No executive order has the power or the right to tell you who you are. F*ck that noise. Surround yourself with love, and when you’re ready, get back in this fight.

We need you. 🫶🏽