There will suddenly be a huge increase in men being like "You can have the TV honey, I'm just going to go play Switch in bed."

Good! The last thing I'm interested in is buying another $500-$700 console anytime soon.

"Balance on the nose of an airplane for 5 seconds" seems like it would be an objective in a Mat Hoffman or Dave Mirra game from the 2000s.

"Erin" was more or less at the center of why I ended up nuking my previous account. I feel like I was just starting to sort of nudge my way into this community, and I let myself feel shitty over various things and just walked away and burned all those bridges. And that really fucking sucks.