A lot of people don’t know this but the most unlucky thing about Friday the 13th are the botched tattoo specials.

We’re not talking just 7 years of bad luck, folks.

we’re so back (i’ve been sick for 2 weeks)

y’all know about dracula flow 3 over here omg

I’m like dwight from the office but without the hyperfixations and awkward demeanor and weird glas-
okay i’m not like dwight from the office I just wanted you to like me :(

Old Country for No Men

X user: i personally dislike this change to the platform and am basing my opinion on what i see with my own two eyes

Elon Musk: wow, just believing the media smdh

going to begin posting more on here cuz that other site is going from annoyingly right wing to every post i make about social issues is a moth-light for mouth breathing takes

if you want an understanding without explanation just look at Finnster

i broke my nose doing this once. be careful

those are the same glasses. he didn’t have weight loss surgery, he got hit with a shrink ray

So cool you were able to get cosmetic surgery so that the image you see in the mirror matches your identity. Even so, I'm going to still refer to you by your dead weight.

you can’t post audio or video on here but guys i gotta really funny jordan peterson impression where he’s getting head from miss piggy

real people interacting with shitposters and taking what they say at face value is one of my favored interactions on this site

i fear i’ve greatly misinterpreted what a “butt plug” is. does anyone know how to reverse a BBL?

just had to confirm with the host of the barbecue that they had mayo there. this is a new low

bogos binted?

bro this fucking SUCKS rn! (life)

fred durst friday

back to this app because twxttxr is unbearable. hello friends.

feel like i wanna take my eyeballs out and roll em out then soak em in cold water

stretching so hard my limbs fly off

not now sweetie, daddy is SIM swapping your grandmother right now

don’t worry folks, her boyfriend came over and they’re having a blast. about to bring them some Gatorade™ energy chews and water for round 2! (this quest is taking me longer than I thought it would)

spotted lantern flies die

help! my wife wants sex and diablo IV is out. what do i do?

suicide by guillotine sounds metal as fuck