14th century Avignonnaise being like Ceci n'est pas un Pape

Commando in jeans kinda day

Cut progress!

Environmental storytelling (husband is a big slob)

Not my dirty socks ruining your perfect selfie 😭

This summer I will crush a watermelon between my thighs

But what if your face card is indefensible?

This is just banished on hard difficulty x

Good boy

220kg moving easy now

Dare you to do it anyway

Mark my words this is the year I learn to pose and not just stand around like a sexy gorilla

He learned from the best

Hi tits

New haircut to celebrate the end of the bulk

Yeah she's studied Penrose

Just to head off any rumors that I only train upper body

The way "fuck an app" instead of "fuck a app" would completely change the song. Proof of a divine hand in Robyn's songwriting

Ytm algorithm is terrible! Be ready for it to play a song you love from a YouTube video instead of the original album and not be able to add it to your library.

Chest and biceps!

My bicep vein says hi

The bulk... She's working

Proof that I'm more than just a himbo in a tight tanktop

I think the point was to establish the power dynamic that comes from the disparity in their wealth/income. Hence "I could never afford this"

Nahhh a cm is too granular! It's like measuring your dick to the half inch. Real men round down!

Measuring it in cm is so unhinged but the euroids aren't ready for that conversation!

Oh so you all like me better when I'm wearing clothes and blurry? I see how it is

Starting to think I might've outgrown my favorite tank top :(

Actually proud of this!