Held my nose and voted. Immediately had to delete browsing history as well. (If unclear this is because I had to visit the daily fail site.)

Is the maths correct on this one? 2000 year old papyrus but 5th century BC? So the poems are 2500 years old?

These are not words I would use because these are words of an evil, incompetent madman - Everyone

The date needs correction.

Can't wait for the St George Rage!

That laugh with the tag line is the perfect advertisement for deform.

Israel deliberately targeting medical facilities in south Lebanon, say health workers Medics and officials say there is systematic use of double-tap strikes in campaign to make the south uninhabitable

Israel deliberately targeting medical facilities in south Lebanon, say health workers

And while the world looks in the other direction, Netanyahu continues to kill civilians in Lebanon.

Nearly 700,000 people have been driven from their homes as Israeli strikes continue. Three cargo ships report being hit by unknown projectiles in and near the Strait of Hormuz. Qatar, Saudi Arabia Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman say they have intercepted drones and missiles.

Nearly 700,000 people have been driven from their homes in Lebanon due to Israeli bombing, according to the New York Times.

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

The desalination plant is seen next to the coastline of Qeshm Is.

For context, Tthe US has bombed the desalination plant on Qeshm Island, Iran, disrupting water supply to 30 towns.

These plants are protected under international law, specifically the Geneva Conventions, which prohibit targeting infrastructure indispensable to the survival of civilian populations.

Photos of all the school children killed by a US strike in Minab, Ireland

The United States killed all these children last Saturday.

170 of them.

Every. Single. One.

Additionally we as a nation have had a significant part to play towards asylum seekers needing safety and security.

So why is Israel bombing Lebanon now?

The dress in the photo is reminiscent of other law enforcement uniforms but lacking some skulls. I hope it's not intentional.

Boots on the ground are on the table. They're on deck. On guard. On the case. En suite. The boots have a bidet dude. You can wash your ass in the boots. The boots are in a very desirable area near some great schools. Do you want these fucking boots or not.

And is Zia twisting that to use that and exclude people?

This is absolutely horrifying The PM needs to apologise

We had a power cut (localised) at about 11pm and I did wonder if it was the end 🤔

He's praying to his true God.

😱

I recall reading this in Reader's Digest years ago. A mother comes home to find her kids, Jack and John fighting. She separates them and asks who started it. Jack says, "It all started when John hit me back".

This gives me slightly more joy than the Greens win actually.

Nooooo, send him somewhere else please.

I don't know if this is real or the random generator but it's hilarious nevertheless!

Felt a tiny bit guilty at denouncing the loser but eff that, it's this arse so had a great laugh! Thank you!

Haha. We should do a random generator of things that Matthew's family members don't want to do with him!

Thank you for the laugh this morning!

London is home to one of the biggest Lunar New Year celebrations outside Asia.

Thousands of Londoners and visitors came together this past weekend to welcome the Year of the Fire Horse.