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🔴We're Late🔴
By a whole fucking day!
Reading my work (spicy) and then getting into a game!
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🔴We're Live!🔴
I swear I'm good at this streamer thing.
www.twitch.tv/theyreheadlessvt

TheyreHeadlessVT - Twitch [18+] Already did the April fool's thing, games now! !kofi !socials !lurk !artist !throne

🔴Strem!🔴
Late, but here!
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Enya - Only Time (Official 4K Music Video) YouTube video by enyatv

youtu.be/7wfYIMyS_dI?...

I Miss You(wu) - Blink 182(wu) Cover YouTube video by They're Headless

This is terrible, and I'm proud of it.
youtu.be/D6gKFZVgjyo?...

I just went back and watched the first season of the live action One Piece so I could watch the second season.
After playing ReAnimal, there is a certain scene that is now COMPLETELY HORRIFYING.
#onepiece #reanimal #opla

Twitch Twitch is the world

🔴WE'RE LIVE🔴
I'm gonna make weird noises into a mic. Also, there are animals.
WATCH.
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🔴LIVE!🔴
We're starting the Afterplace minimalist run!
Come watch me suffer!
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Played with my DnD table for the first time in 6 months, and someone REALLY had the gall to say, "I can't wait to hear this Irish accent, I know you haven't practiced it."
I opened my mouth and blew him out of the water. This man acted like I don't voice act on stream ALL THE TIME.
Come on, dude.

A whole mood, "I have other customers, PLEASE."

Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.

"I can't afford a visual artist"

So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?

Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.

And as a fun bonus, I completely forgot what I was going to write originally.

Man, nothing like being in the middle of writing a funny flutter, only to have the incompetent vet call you to remind you of an appointment for your dog... who passed less than a year ago.
Maybe this call will get them to stop messaging me. Fifth times the charm...

Art and Chat About: Min Maxed Ep 1 YouTube video by They're Headless

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyIE...

FINALLY finished the video for the art process on this!
Megan from Min Maxed, a new actual play!
(Even if you don't check out my video, check out theirs!)

TheyreHeadlessVT - Twitch [18+] Playtest demo for Akatori! !kofi !socials !lurk !artist

🔴We're Live!🔴
We're checking out the demo for Akatori!
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More tales of torturing my DM:
DM Wierdo: So, question about Aethrac, what interests did he have while he was in the village?
Headless, YouMissOneHundredPercentOfTheShotsYouDon’tTake, Esquire: YOUR MOM

I would like to add an opposing saying to "too many cooks." "Too many dishes," You're giving yourself, the lone cook, too much to do. Get more cooks in the kitchen.
Doing everything until you burnout is not a virtue.

People about monsters...

I think it's a bit funny when people blame fandom toxicity entirely on children because from personal experience, some of my worst interactions in fandom have been with adults.

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Also her: YOU HAVE A BLACK CAT WITH YOU! Use him to your advantage!

(Long update about her cat and what's going on)
And also, the vet tech is cute, and my type.
Her: oh my god, PLEASE flirt with the vet tech. I think I know which one you're talking about.
Me: The one that looks so goth they probably shit bats?
Her: THAT'S THE ONE.

Long story short, I'm having an extended wait at the vet with my housemate's cat.
While letting the housemate know what's up, I mention the cute vet tech.
...
I am now being hounded to flirt with the cute vet tech.
help

It me! I'm here! (And on my channel)
Twitch.tv/theyreheadlessvt

Remembering that time my friend forgot the word "sunroof" and called it a "space window" instead.
A far superior name.

yeeeeeeah

In other news, the big, beautiful Ninja coffee brewer is now in a dumpster with a lot of little fuckers hanging out in it.

Gross fact I learned today (bug related):
If you have small roaches and you can't figure out where they're coming from, check under your coffee maker. If it's big enough, there's a large cavity inside next to the heating element which is perfect for them.
Roaches LOVE coffee, too.

Just a quick reminder that my puns are so abhorrent that one time I dropped a one liner while attacking in DnD and my DM told me to add a d4 of psychic damage.