While feeling an ENTIRE drool soaked and acid washed outfit fling out my throat (maybe a collar or skull too, depends)
Posts by Tech, Scientific PredBun: Fox Smelter (Multi Muse)
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Sorry not sorry for pushing a cute girl's skull and what else is left of her into my jeans :p
#disposal #soiling
I'm such a sucker for putting YCH on parts of my body or a sign pointing to a disposal area
Don't worry, there'll be enough to identify who's the pile, maybe~
One HEAVY plop
Genuinely that is something that has haunted me over the years ever since I lost one of my best friends in high school. But sometimes things happen, so we gotta live the day to day and give the love those people need so they know they're never alone, in this life or the next.
Now *that's* hilarious
@techbnuuy.bsky.social is a hungry bun who hungers hungrily for meat!
YOU ARE MEAT!
Run before the hungry bun meats you and becomes temporarily maybe not so hungry!
He'll claim it's for science, but it's just for lunch!
IT'S TOTALLY FOR SCIENCE!
Totally.
*cough*
Losing a family member, especially someone as close as a parent, moreso one that was that close like Lace and his dad, is rough. My mom went through the same thing the same month I was born, but she always says her mom is still with her in spirit. And I'm sure your dad is with you still, Lace~<3
Can and will
Bnnuy
Look at these cuties~
"Fun fun~"
"Do you now?~"
Cuuuuute bunny~
(No I'm not biased)
Throwin you in a hole
"You see.
I cooould turn off my dampeners.
I cooould make sure you stay around as fat on my hips and butt.
But I choose not to.
Your life was nothing to me but a meal and a toilet clogging bowel movement.
Every.
Single.
Cell.
Converted to bunny shit.
To n o t h i n g ."
#disposal
Late night vorny thought
Friend asking where you went so I just sit on the table, lean forward and lift my butt slightly and push your skull into the back of my jeans
#disposal #soiling
Seeing a lot of faces I haven't in a while and a lot of new ones as well
Hi~
I'm Tech~
And I'm going to ruin your plumbing with what's left after my guts are done with you~
#disposal
Me and a cute girl going into the bathroom at a party
Only me coming out
And one satisfying flush echoing behind me
#disposal
"So I heard you're looking for a redesign~"
#disposal
Turnin fluffy nerds into fluffy turds
#disposal
Hmm what status effects would go well with #disposal I wonder...
Pulling your phone out of my pocket and unlocking it while I get situated on the toilet. A little puff of gas coos from between my cheeks as I browse to your contacts, before the sound of your plops in water accompanies me looking for my lunch break from your friends list.
#disposal
"Let's see who's on your contacts...
*pfft*
Hmm best friend, they're alright-
*plunk*
Ooh now she's a cutie, your crush~
Let me text her~
*crackle*
Oh quit your complaining."
#disposal
"Looking for applicants to be my next bowel movement.
Sign here, I'll use the contract as TP.
And while I'm at it I'll change that profile pic to reflect the new you~"
#disposal
"Time for a day of my snacking on my fellow bunnies or people dressed like or wearing bunny ears and turning them into lagomorph logs."
#disposal
"It's bunny day~
Now feed the bunny~"