My work decor

it's my borthday

TikTok discovers babies

When I say match my freak this is what I mean

turning 30 and being like "yeah my twenties were good, I learned how to bake banana bread"

Took a half day for a dentist appointment but then walked around the woods behind the office and almost got lost

I hate having a crush I just had so much anxiety I ran for a half an hour staring at a blank tv screen

Upstate New York how I love you so

my Specialized Dipshit theory of mind is that all of us are pretty bright in between 2-3 areas of life, basically competent in 7-10 more, and a blithering idiot in the hundreds of other fields to the point where we come off as "look at this dipshit" levels of idiot to those other subject experts

thats what finally won me over from twitter. more variety. you just don't see this kind of thing on twitter these days

she crab on my ran til she goon

she goon on my crab til she ran

she ran on my crab til she goon

bc we don’t have enough of the funny shitposters over here to do the heavy lifting

what is this 'chat' you speak of?

apologies for the profile picture I'm not actually Kim Kitsuragi I just wish I was

We rocking with the bitter beauty of a winter sunrise ⁉️

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and yet there's kinda tension here...

we do a little bit of trolling, as a treat

And yet you recognize The Brat...

does he have a name

It's fun gossip about two incredibly famous celebrities with a reputation for cheating, it's not like I'm calling for the death of anyone who isn't a healthcare CEO

Homewrecker v Homewrecker, it ends with them dating in ~6 months

You know who else thought like Nazis? Health insurance CEOs