He is risen.

Still a bit blowy today.

#StormDave

What wrong bae? Dont you want to sleep under your a different spaghetti throw?

Unfortunately I just dont have confidence unless we start Tammy and Mcginn

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God love you Birmingham.

And yes. I didn't clean my airfryer from last night. Because I'm lazy.

Sossidges are go!

Post a great photo of a musician.

when did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Villa here..... can we have Gibbs-White though?

Personally I think we should use the back of the new bank notes to showcase the animal photography skills of Brooklyn Beckham.

Right of to bash out a few miles on the treadmill with a stomach full of shepherds pie.

Stay tuned....

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Food mostly

If only someone had a better aim.

Will I get up at 6am for a swim tomorrow morning?

Doubtful.

Dear Aston Villa,

Thank you for curing my jet lag.

Best wishes

Martyn

#WOLAST

Superman watched. Korma eaten. Tea drank.

Now onto The Naked Gun, im pleasantly surprised that's its better than I thought it would be.

#SLCtoBHX

Scran time.

Some chickpea salad thing (nice), chicken Korma (meh), bread roll (awful), and a lemon blondie (very nice).

#SLCtoBHX

Drink service #1.

Straight in with a Miller Lite (its all they had)

#SLCtoBHX

In the air. Huzzah.

#SLCtoBHX

Its like being invited to the worst 7 year olds birthday party and it's a kid you fucking despise.

Still sat at the gate. Something on the plane has broken and their trying to fix it.

Its ok, might miss my connecting flight but it's better than plummeting to a fiery death.

#SLCtoBHX

Even more choices

#SLCtoBHX

More choices

#SLCtoBHX

Help me pick a film.

Bugonia and One Battle After Another are out as I saw them on the way out.

#SLCtoBHX

Open the door on this airplane.

Flight survival kit.

Those sweets will be in 17 minutes.

#SLCtoBHX