a few matches ago, however, an opponent forced me to discard five cards on turn four with a converge ramp deck. so I'm not the WORST monster out there tonight

Brain Freeze MTG card

Divergent Equation MTG card

just won a draft game with this evil-ass combo. seven mana, let your opponent take their turn, then hit them with Brain Freeze into Divergent Equation into Brain Freeze during end step. if they played one card on their turn, you mill them for 15. two cards, 21. three cards, 30. I feel like a monster

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

real!!!! I thought the season as a whole was a lot more uneven than season one but I would not change a damn thing about the ending. it could Only have ever ended like that

new still from Beyond the Spider-Verse that features Spider-Punk and the text "gonna save your dad"

as soon as someone convincingly edits this to say "kill" or "fuck" we're gonna have some very potent reaction images on our hands

I'd love to know their explanation for the *multiple* sequences where you are fighting or dodging the Knight, as Kris, with both characters on screen at the same time

literally went "awww" out loud when I read the alt text for Froslass

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

small crab eating a grape (important)

my hand in an MTG Arena match. theres four copies of the same card in it

hi Agatha, Agatha, Agatha, and Agatha. so great to have you all in my hand on TURN THREE

ADHD stands for uhhhh... Adoring Doting Heart Delivery

MTG draft deck that has 3 copies of everything pizza

can't believe I managed to eke out 5 wins with this incredibly silly triple everything pizza draft deck

I was trying to get Wakka to show you his little glove hands but Lulu decided I needed to go in the box and she’s the boss so

(WHICH ARE PROBABLY INTERESTING BUT NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR)

google search for "6 est" and the AI overview results

once upon a time this search would have immediately shown me what 6:00 Eastern Standard Time is when converted to my own time zone. but nooo, now Google thinks I want to learn about PEPTIDES

which makes it feel very weird when I'm talking to a customer and then a fellow employee walks up to me and says, straightfaced, "hey someone asked me to check a price for them. do you have the gun"

rf scanner gun

at the store I work at we used to use these big things called 'RF Guns' to do various inventory-related tasks with, and even though we've long since switched to smartphones with scanners attached, half the employees still call them guns

take this.

SUCH an incredible song that ends up being kind of forgotten because there's so many songs later in the OST attached to characters with more overall screentime and fan popularity

Toby probably doesn't want to rely too much on the nostalgia factor of remixing Undertale songs for Deltarune but I do hope that one of the upcoming chapters has a downright diabolical new mix of Heartache

the modding community is so beautiful

Mario's worst nightmare. 12 action-packed worlds. Over 800 collectibles. Careful. This little birdie's gonna make you lose sleep. REM™

He's just an early 2000s alternative platformer mascot #deadlock

experience has taught me to never assume it's intentional but by god is this woman extremely trans-coded

the magical unicorn lady with a pink-and-blue color scheme named Celeste is really good at fast movement and air dashes... What Did Valve Mean By This

all's well that ends well when Sans shows up, perfectly healthy, and says he just stepped out to get something from Grillby's. the "body" was actually just a Halloween skeleton decoration dressed in the Mii Gunner Sans outfit all along

the subplot somehow ends with Sans dead and Morgan defending Vriska against murder charges. over the course of the investigation, it is discovered that literally everyone other than Sans, including Komaeda himself, attempted to kill Komaeda, and somehow Sans died in the crossfire

it is important to note that Celestia Ludenberg was supposed to get the invite but due to a bizarre and improbable series of coincidences, Komaeda showed up instead. nobody is happy about this