sphere with red paint on it with the caption: "There was no autism diagnosed before 1930. Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism."

@pogue.omg.lol

sorry i’m late i didn’t want to be here

dang she really dropped off

this would cost 10 million dollars in upstate new york

this is how i feel about sit-ups

joker 2: dark knight rinses. hes wet. hes lathered. he needs to rinse it off

"theyre listening to ur phone" what phone. my phone is on this table right here. look at it. theres nothing on it. theres no apps open. theres nothing going on. ur crazy

war is trivial compared to the shit we wage on this app. we wage some shit thats way more intense than war on here bro

i do not want to separate the art from the artist. i want to separate artists from each other. in separate prison cells. or graves

I find Taco Bell remarkably hard to digest

bull staring off into space imagines eating the grass he's standing on

as long as i don't think about my life or the future or the present or the world or anything at all, things don't seem so bad

GERARD BAKER It's as if many in the West want Iran war to fail Trump's attack on Iranian military capacities is not mission accomplished but it is achieving more than liberal critics admit Gerard Baker Thursday March 12 2026, 8.17pm GMT, The Times

d Business WSJ OPINION English Edition Print Edition Video Audio Latest Headlines | Puzzles Puzzles U.S. Politics Economy Tech Markets & Finance Opinion Free Expression Arts Lifestyle OPINION AN EDITOR AT LARGE For Now at Least, the Iran War Seems to Be Failing If you're winning, you don't typically threaten to destroy a civilization or look for scapegoats. By Gerard Baker April 13, 2026 11:49 am ET Mo Gift unlocked

Being a columnist probably feels like being on a permanent crack binge

kevin o'leary giving advice that you shouldn't buy stocks because his boy Big D started a war in Iran is pretty rich

my bluesky feature request is a home page playlist music player so when people check out your profile they can appreciate your taste in music

does anyone want to watch me play the isle and pick a dinosaur species to play and watch me die over and over

readin ur posts

i think i'm just done hearing from or about anyone worth more than like $5000

the idea that our brave men and women in uniform fighting in iran are being made to apologize for the simple act of drinking green tea sickens me

not apologising for drinking green tea

girls are like "you didn't compliment me right 😡"

I don’t think the majority of American Christians really “get” Christianity

"hey check out this new app" my eyes widen at the mere mention of another app. my pupils dilate. i sit up in my crib and reach for my phone with a trembling hand

Alexandra Jones

Ambulances are always whining about some bull shit or other. We get it, someone's dying. Guess what we're all dying

I can't operate on this worm she's my wife who I no longer love since she became a worm

Jon Bois @jon_bois the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn't do anything. don't 2 me 11:07 PM 3/19/22 Tweetbot for Mac 14K Retweets 699 Quote Tweets 204K Likes

It's time for overtime playoff hockey which calls for an iconic Jon Bois tweet

crock of dial

this is the kind of music i'm into